Clam-Jam

The miscalculation of distance and/or location of the vaginal opening during rigorous sex which results in the penis slamming against the outer labia or groin.

He drove in deep but missed his mark, resulting in the mother of all Clam-Jams that left him writhing in pain.

by Gottaring January 29, 2012

Clam Jam.

A dose of semen that has been extracted from a vagina with a vaccuum cleaner hose after it has been left to frement for at least 24 hours.

You'd better get that out of there before it turns into clam jam.

by CYPHER9x9 May 18, 2011

Clam-Jam

To take some clams, and jam them.

This tune has a great start, it really clam-jam’s.

by Avenger2.0 September 30, 2022

Slam Boat Clam Jam

Slutty Lesbian Orgy On a boat.

Girl 1:Hey girls wanna go to the Slam Boat Clam Jam.

Girls:SURE!!!!

by undefinedwerd October 13, 2012

Corona clam jam

When a girl cancels a date due to having the Corona virus

I thought we really hit it off. Today she tells me to keep away she has the Corona virus .

She just got Corona clam jammed

by zerocover March 9, 2020

Lesbian Clam Jam

1. A social event, increasingly popular amongst women in their mid to late twenties. Two or more women of the lesbian orientation will simultaneously and continuously ram into each other at top speeds resulting in serious injury.

2. An exclamatory phrase, usually shortened to just: "clam jam!" used in situations of extreme euphoria or frustration; rare cases of both at the same time.

" EF'ING CLAM JAM!!!!"

"what's wrong with sheila?"

"she's recovering from this weekend's Lesbian Clam Jam"

by greymaz April 12, 2009

Coin Clam Jam

An offbeat-taboo-sexual Jewish ritual where the man will take a handful of coins and pick one.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.

Joshua: Here, take this Quarter, I used it last night.

Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?

Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.

by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025