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The Civil War

A beard in which the only bare portion of skin is that of the chin. Intimidating beyond all belief, especially when coupled with reading glasses.

The name is derived from the period in which the style of beard thrived most, the civil war.

Those who wear the Civil War as their facial hair style of choice are 93% more likely to murder and/or speak in colonial English.
"Man, that is an awesome beard."

"Its actually The Civil War, ass wipe. Note the connecting mustache but lack of chin hair."

"Sorry! Thats an awesome Civil War!"

"Time to die!"
by MarcLittle December 18, 2008
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The Civil War

A event which occurred on February 45th in which the Ninjas defeated the Myths on a quest of who could get the most victory royales.
“Hey dude do you know who won the Civil War?!”
“Yeah the Ninjas, they had so many clean head shots!”
by Maxwell abudalas December 4, 2018
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Discord Civil War

A War between Discord Users in a server by people with and without power to deside something like a banning of a user or a demotion of a moderator also could mean moderators going against the owner by spamming or by destroying or nuking the server
Man my Moderators had to deal with a Discord Civil War after someone who broke a rule didn't get banned
by ItsAforAlfred December 7, 2020
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The Internet Civil War

The Internet Civil War started with Zoe Quinn when she released Depression Quest on Steam August 11 2014. A few days later shots where fired by her ex boyfriend by reviling that she was receiving positive coverage from a journalist with whom she was in a relationship. That when Quinn declared war on her ex. The group called GamerGate gave help to the ex to stop Quinn forcing her ideology that when The Left went to war with them.
The Left knew The Right might attack so they crossed the neutral Youtube which pissed off Google so Google joined the war to stop The Left from getting any closer to The Right.
By June, The Internet was divided into two parts The Feminist Powers and The Fedora Powers.
By 2015 while the Civil War was going on the elections of 2016 started. When Trump was looked like he was about to win the RNC, The Feminist Powers tried to cause a coup to overthrow the male lead United Nation with Quinn asking the U.N. to create a censorship group to stop 'cyber-bulling'
THANKFULLY THE COUP FAILED THANK GOD
To this day the dying feminist still have a small amount of power in the U.N.
If that wasn't enough The Left attacked Women Against Feminism this pissed off WAF so hard that they went to war with The Left on the spot.
This war is still going and the war seems to be cooling down and the Left looks like they are about to win but if WAF joins the Fedoras the Left will fall
9GAGER : Oh my GOD, THOSE FEMINAZIS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO CENSOR US , BRO!
4CHANER: JUST HANG ON THERE BRO, JUST KEEP YOUR FAITH ON GENERAL DUKE UNIVERSITY , WE WILL TAKE THIS NAZIS OUT OF CHANIA
8CHANER: GUYS THE SAFE SPACE AIR FORCE IS COMING
4CHANER: GET YOU'RE TRIGGER POST READY, LET'S WIN THE INTERNET CIVIL WAR
by The Letter X January 2, 2017
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marvel civil war

marvel civil war is a comic series that is kicking arse this year. Super Heroes are battling each other and having to chose sides over the mutant registration act. Iron Man and Captain America the "captains" of both sides as well as many other heroes. Several have already died and Spider-Man did something that has made horrible consiquences. Thor is comming in too
Dude: Have you heard of Marvel Civil War?
Me: Duh, dude go out and buy some effing comics about it then we can talk
Dude: Im on it
by Spidey Alex July 27, 2006
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Captain America : Civil War

The best Marvel movie ever created starring : Steve Rogers (Capt 'Merica), Tony Stank (Iron Man), Black Panther (Best Superhero besides Cap), and a bunch of other heroes no one remembers
That move, Captain America : Civil War, was the best movie of all time, I ate a whole bucket of popcorn.
by FaZe Brad #360noscope May 16, 2016
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Libyan civil war

The civil war in Libya that took place in 2011 when the protesters demanding the resignation of the evil dictator Mommar Ghadafi & defected Libyan soldiers fought back against Ghadafi's forces that cracked down on everybody who opposed Ghadafi. Ghadafi's forces consisted of the majority of the Libyan military & several thousand foreign mercenaries filling in for the defected soldiers. The rebels consist of protesters demanding his power be removed & defected Libyan soldiers. The rebels held the eastern half of Libya & Ghadafi kept the western half of Libya.
Ghadafi's forces were far superior to the rebels & would have exterminated the rebels within a couple months if it hadn't been for the French, British, & American forces enforcing a no-fly zone over Libya. The NATO intervention consisted of British & Franch naval & air forces bombarding Ghadafi's military buildings & arsenals & American naval & air forces protecting the eastern half of Libya by bombing the Ghadafi forces over there.

Most Americans opposed the intervention in Libya because they are Ghadafi supporters who would much rather have Ghadafi stay in power than spend extra tax dollars stopping that megalomaniac.
This is gonna be like the Libyan civil war.
by SlashinatorX June 30, 2011
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