CFC_Kaiyan

Twitter user @CFC_Kaiyan was reportedly shot dead in Biggin Hill, East London on April 7th 2023.

Fly high Albert figglesbottom Smith 🕊 you'll always be my little tiger ❤️😞

@CFC_Kaiyan is a retarded nigga

by Wllutv April 6, 2023

cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC)

A nuclear level of disorganized and disgusting clutter that one might find on a table, a desk or in a messy room. It might include partially opened mail, old half-eaten food, dirty socks, sweaty clothes and general shit people don't pick up.

Alternative definition: an adventure or activity that has gone so colossally wrong, in so many ways and with great intensity, that you can't remember what it was you were trying to do in the first place.

Mom, I'm afraid we've let the living room get to the cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC) level, again. I'll get the shovels, you get the hazmat suits.
Or
Honey, I don't know why we are at the bottom of the ravine, in a car with two flat tires, covered in goat shit or why that indigenous fellow is pointing a spear at us but I think cluster fuck chaos pretty much covers it. Your thoughts?

by Traumatized December 17, 2008

Benders CFC

Benders CFC is a professional e-sports pro clubs team. The legacy of the the club is huge

Who’s that team benders CFC?

What are you on about mate their the best pro clubs team in the world

by Duggie October 26, 2018

a CFC slap

when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face

aka a cum filled condom slap

"dude when i was done with that chick i gave her a CFC slap, and she liked it."

by Jdog and box August 2, 2008

CFCSondel

He never misses. Best FT account in the world. I promise you won’t find any of his tweets bad. All W’s with top tier ball knowledge

CFCSondel is the face of FT.

by Nword flesruoy LOL February 11, 2021

CFCDUBois

Emerson's burner account , Chelsea fan on twitter, loves a French striker who plays for Chelsea (giroud), has a thread of why Chelsea will win the 2021 UCL that he is still continuing to this day and after each tweet he usually uses a photo of hank from breaking bad looking surprised , cries when HajifFT posts anything, twerks for fans, wallahi this mf will get fucked if Chelsea lose the 2021 UCL.
Solid account 7/10.

(In the why Chelsea are winning the UCL thread)
Person A: "yo we are actually winning the UCL."
*chelsea lose to porto*
Person A: time to mass report CFCDUBois."
*emerson deletes his burner account*

by CFC Avir March 27, 2021

CFCENW

Getting Ratio's daily & cringe af.

Don't be like cfcenw

Catch this CfcEnw

by Lfcjota2 May 29, 2021