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Peanut Butter and Asshole Sandwich

When someone tosses someone else's salad, but uses jelly or preserves instead. It is unclear why this is called a "peanut butter and asshole sandwich" if it has no peanut butter, but it does have a ring to it.
When giving people a peanut butter and asshole sandwich, strawberry jam should be avoided because of the tiny seeds.
by Hass July 19, 2005
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butterass

A girl who one might generally call a butterface but who possesses an ass worthy of attention such that it compensates for and exceeds other possible faults. Butterass negates slight to medium cases of butterface.
Him: "Damn, man, she's a bit ugly..."
Me (Pointing at her posterior): "Maybe...butterass"
Him: "Oh damn!"
by buttman99 June 27, 2012
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Butterass

A person who is a giant asshole, but deep down they’re a pussy.
That butterass Mike wouldn’t shut his fucking mouth. Sheesh!
by Big Dick Is Back In Town April 4, 2018
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Butterass

One of my favorite and best friends who always plays with me :)
“Butterass”
by Gvbbiis August 3, 2021
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Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.
I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.
by Noushbag April 13, 2011
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peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which

Is when you put jelly and peanut butter in someone's asshole and you insert your penis into there asshole
I want to pb&j his asshole (peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which)
by Prison man June 13, 2014
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double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.
IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.
by Sexydimma January 12, 2015
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