Soft spoken creep who often sneaks out hunting for ladies at night. His attempts almost always fail because of his gross aura. He has the flirtatious capacity of a snail and his words are pure slime that gently caresses and sickens his victims.
by penguinsquizzle January 25, 2015
by AndyDuncan May 21, 2007
Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Bank Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at length and is an enthusiastic leader of the unit. Merv Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC
Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...
Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?
Nurse: Bruce, should I give this patient Penicillin?
Bruce: No. All antibiotics are a useless waste of time....
Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?
Nurse: Bruce, should I give this patient Penicillin?
Bruce: No. All antibiotics are a useless waste of time....
by sweet as chocolate June 18, 2011
by 415KneightRidah January 15, 2009
(adjective) Used to describe something that shouldn't happen, but does, and you should just accept it.
It "Just Works".
It "Just Works".
"why did that concrete wall explode from a laser hitting it? that's bruce"
"yeah, the brucege is crazy in this show"
"yeah, the brucege is crazy in this show"
This pizza is bruce!
by bruceybrucebruce February 8, 2008
Bruce
A red head who loves spiderman, hes sweet and kind and will kill anyone that hurts you, hes funny and has a addictive laugh, everyone loves him and most girls also like him, if you find a bruce you better not let him go because hes a keeper and I love him.
A red head who loves spiderman, hes sweet and kind and will kill anyone that hurts you, hes funny and has a addictive laugh, everyone loves him and most girls also like him, if you find a bruce you better not let him go because hes a keeper and I love him.
by Maple jay August 20, 2019