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brooka

a person who hails from the shitty town of seabrook,nh and is proud of it.this person usually drinks natty light or natty ice and smokes cheap cigarettes. they also use words like "bub" and "ayut".
brooka 1: Ay bub we gotta get on down the stowa and grab us some beea and smokes 'fore they close up!

brooka 2: AYUT! I think you may be right bub!!
by rydawg750 November 23, 2009
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Brooping

Brooping is brushing while you take a poop. We do it because 1. We are in a hurry
2. It is a more comfortable form of brushing teeth.

Skills required: 1. Accurate spitting through the hole between your legs and into the toilet seat. 2. Remembering which hand holds the toothbrush and which holds the TP.
BRO1: Yo Brosizzle, how come your cock tastes like toothpaste?
BRO2: Well Brosuff, I was brooping like ten minutes ago and I totally spit toothpaste all over my dick!
by Pi2nkSti1nk May 7, 2011
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brootal

dude, this weekend is going to be brootal!
by kaseyj May 9, 2006
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Brookpark

Brookpark is a suburb of Cleveland. It is the most hardcore place in Ohio, maybe even the entire country. Walking through there is basically risking your life.
"You wouldn't last a minute in Brookpark."

"When me and my friend were walking through Brookpark, some guy jumped us and almost mugged us."

"Brookpark is the hood of Cleveland"
by Brookpark4life2 January 2, 2014
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boopatted

A boopatted is a term that is used to describe the past tense of being both booped and patted. This applies to people who are feeling sad and need help.
Nick was boopatted by John because Nick had a stomach ache
by Joon Kim July 17, 2018
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BroPa

When your big brother is the only parental figure you have ever known.
Growing up without parental guidance is tough, but I’m thankful for my amazing BroPa who is the best big brother and father figure in my life.
by Teaberryblossom February 17, 2019
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brooplefuck

When you are particularly enthused, amused or tickled at the unfortunate conundrum of a friend or group of friends, the unfortunate situation itself becomes a brooplefuck. Note that your amusement isn't at the expense of others, it is simply a way of providing levity to a peer.
Emma: "Ugh, I sneezed so hard in class that I got snot all over my essay."
Josh: "Wow, haha, what a brooplefuck."
Emma: "What the fuck is a brooplefuck?"
Josh: "When you are particularly enthused, amused or tickled at the unfortunate conundrum of a friend, the unfortunate situation itself becomes a brooplefuck. Note that your amusement isn't at the expense of y-"
Emma: "Are you fucking high, what are you spewing right now?"
Josh: "I saw it on urban dictionary. I've been using it for a while, it's pretty funny."
Emma: "No it isn't. It sounds stupid as shit."
Josh: "No it doesn't."
Emma: "Yes it does. Saying random syllables and cusses and mashing them together isn't humor, and even if it is, then it's the simplest and least effective form of it.
Josh: "See? See, Emma? This is why we broke up, Emma. You have no idea how to have fun."
Emma: "Aight, first of all, fuck you, and secondly, we broke up because you realized you were gay."
Josh: "Oh, right."
Emma: "You're such a bitch."
Josh: "Oh, I see. Because I'm into men, that makes me a bitch? What sort of profiling-"
Emma: "Fuck off, stop slapping-"
Kathryn (passing by): "Wow, guys. What's this brooplefuck all about?"
(Josh and Emma simultaneously punch Kathryn in the stomach.)

-SEVERAL DAYS LATER-

Kathryn: "..and then they totally punched me like a couple of assholes."
Isaac: "Wowza."
Kathryn: "Yup."
Isaac: "Sounds like quite the brooplefuck."
(Kathryn rips off Isaac's ears and devours them.)
by doctorSpankklok March 22, 2019
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