Tragic Bonson is a play on the name and player Earving "Magic" Johnson who is a famous basketball player and one of the greatest Point Guards of the Lakers back when they were a good team. A Tragic Bronson means a basketball player in the NBA is so bad at the game they can barely dribble the ball. It usually happens when a player has a fastbreak chance but is in shock of the current circumstance.
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by Anonymous April 15, 2003
Arguably the manliest man of the twentieth century. Born Charles Dennis Buchinsky to Lithuanian immigrants, Badass Mutha Charlie Bronson was one of fifteen children. He grew up in poverty in a mining community in Pennsylvania, mining coal to help support his family after his father died when he was 10; he earned $1 for each ton he mined. He was so poor that he had to wear his sister's clothes to school one time, but like a real man, he didn't cry about it, and all that did was piss him off more, so Charles started taking even more dangerous jobs to make more money to help his family. In 1943, he joined the U.S. Army Air Corps as a tailgunner and probably had like a million confirmed kills. After World War II, Bronson decided to pursue acting so he could make lots of money, making some of the all-time manliest films such as The Great Escape, The Dirty Dozen, and Once Upon a Time in the West. He also spanked some kids for talking shit about their parents in The Magnificent Seven, something which probably makes those people who think spanking is "wrong" get all their panties in a wad. In 1953, he changed his name to Bronson because that ass Joseph McCarthy was blacklisting everybody with Slavic last names. While on the set of The Great Escape, Bronson told actor David McCallum: "I'm going to marry your wife." Then he married McCallum's wife two years later. Bronson did many other awesome things in his life until his death in 2003. Frankly, you are no match for the manliness that was Badass Mutha Charlie Bronson.
by Paco Belmondo April 16, 2006
The act of releasing fecal matter from the anus into a gym sock and beating a defenceless person with it.
Ross: So did you and Cath have a fight Dan?
Dan: Yeah, I beat her with my tube sock.
Ross: Oh the old Dirty Bronson!
Dan: Yeah, I beat her with my tube sock.
Ross: Oh the old Dirty Bronson!
by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006
Dude: "I warned you!"
Charles Bronson shoots a grenade at Dude, blowing him up.
Bystander 1: "Dude, did you see that guy?"
Bystander 2: "No, what happened?"
Bystander 1: "Fuckin'...he got CHARLES BRONSONED!"
Charles Bronson shoots a grenade at Dude, blowing him up.
Bystander 1: "Dude, did you see that guy?"
Bystander 2: "No, what happened?"
Bystander 1: "Fuckin'...he got CHARLES BRONSONED!"
by H.G. Pennypacker May 21, 2008
A slang term derived from England's most famous prisoner's stage name "Charlie Bronson" used to describe extraordinary traps, a muscle group connecting the shoulder and neck, or a workout done to enlarge the traps. May be shorted to Bronson's for a more eloquent phonetic sound.
Noun: Did you see Brian Urlacher's Charlie Bronson's! he could really hurt someone with those!!
Verb: Dude, I dominated my Bronson's in the gym today.
Verb: Dude, I dominated my Bronson's in the gym today.
by new york trash November 6, 2009