Broduncle

Someone who is a brother, dad, and an uncle at the same time to one person. It requires 3 tiers of inbreeding

Who the fuck is that guy?
Oh he’s my broduncle

by The almighty Cha May 21, 2020

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018

bodonkadonk

Bodonkadonk? Shit man THAT'S "JUNK IN THE TRUNK!"

nuthin like a big ol juicy bodonkadonk

by Bozz Hawg April 2, 2004

bodonkadonk

Dave Chepelle's I Know Black People Quiz.......people say bodonkadonk is

the lady cop:talking about my rear end right

a producer from the show: an incredably attractive ass

black guy that works at the barbershop: bodonkodonk...shit man thats junk in the trunk,thats what you put your mug on sattle up and ride,or an ass

she has got a fine bodonkadonk.

by dont matter December 28, 2005

Brodozer

A new lifted diesel truck that only hauls guys with affliction attire, white sunglasses, and hats. Typically found at hot shots with the same dudes getting there drunk on.

Look at that fag and his brodozer trying to get pussy

by Funny mechanic November 29, 2018

brozoned

to be essentially "friend-zoned" except this is exclusively from a man, usually a bro.

jessica: "hey did you get with michael the other night"
rene:" no, i think he totally brozoned me"

by idontlikethefriendzone March 31, 2011

brodouche

A man who has a gigantic truck with gigantic off-road tires, a sticker on the back with Calvin peeing on a competing brand of truck, and he lives in the city and never goes off-road. The uniform of the Brodouche is lots of gel in the hair at all times, and at night has a shiny collared shirt that is never tucked in, or a super tight Ed Hardy shirt. He always has a bro-ho with him.

He thinks that he is way cooler, and more important than he really is.

I know that you can't help it, but quit being a Brodouche!

by Lone wolf 81 March 9, 2010