brotest

a riot over a particularly bro-ish issue, like a sports game, or a girl not exposing herself after a large number of people start chanting.

That brotest after VCU's big basketball loss was epic, it totally made the game worth it for me.

by electrobro April 22, 2011

Brofessional

The one bro in your group that is pro at everything

Your friend Steve the brofessional should play in the Brolypics.

by datdude111 August 16, 2011

Brofessional

one who is a Professional Bro, who not only excels but pillages in all forms of partying, including, but not limited to: drinking, smoking, smoking cigarettes, talking to girls, handling liquor, and getting out of shit while your drunk.

"Gotta hand it to mitch, kid was a brofessional tonight."

by Old Man Jasper November 2, 2011

Brolested

To be subjected to unwanted or improper bro-like activities

"Dude, Chad totally just brolested me"

"Bra, do you wanna go talk about it in my civic and listen to some DMB"

by Dankebudz December 22, 2008

broest of bros

In a bromance, one dude is another dude's #1 bro, making him his "broest of bros."

Watson is Holmes' broest of bros in their Detective Bromance.

by Sadie Vincent April 7, 2010

Brofeast

When 4 bros under age Drink with a 12 pack of beer, and one bro only has one leaving two guys with 4 beers and one odd man out with only 3 to drink

Man we had a brofeast last night and gregorito only had one to drink, bro! I was the odd man out with only 3 beers bro.

by officialbro July 22, 2009

Brocest

When one "bro" (typically a frat boy) engages in a sexual act with another "bro", regardless of whether or not the two "bros" are actual biological relation.

Potentially the consensual form of brorape.

Todd: Hey bro, me and Chad banged last night.
Brad: That's brocest, bro.

by fazer1 January 27, 2011