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Charcoal Briquette Lint-licker

A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects corny but hilarious comments that have nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the people involved with the discussion. Direct contact with this individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.
I went over to see my friend at their house, but the charcoal Briquette lint-licker wouldn't shut up. So in order for me to keep my sanity, I left.
by 1403huerita May 5, 2017
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broquest

a masculine, (temporary) triumvirate, whose main objectives are to surpass the quantity of manliness inherant in popular movie 300, to "quest" for women (specifically those from Woodbridge), and to mutually support eachother in the group emotionally, spiritually, and above all heterosexually. Each member embodies an elemental animalistic avatar that defines their persona.

not to be mistaken for "questing for bros"
"he used 'er' as 'rar', and leaks testosterone. he must be in broquest!"
by alec mckay April 16, 2008
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baraqueasal

n \"bar-&-'kü-'wE-z&l

Dangerous, but elusive amphibious predator found in the north-east United States, primarily in the depths of the Adirondack State Park. This mythically configured nocturnal beast is a cross between a barracuda and a weasel and can only be deterred with 15-foot sticks.
Shit am I drunk. . . I just hit two tabs, but dude, I SWEAR A BOYSCOUT'S OATH this crazy fucking baraqueasal is after me! Oh God. HEEELLLP! Get the stick!
by jack spratbell August 4, 2005
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barque lounger

the lounger someone sits in while he or she is barking orders to those around them.
my husband just sits in his barque lounger barking out orders to me and the rest of the family!
by lindy 1943 April 13, 2010
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braquel

Random girl who goes up to peoples desk to ask for gum and starts laughing, she pulls up her pants every 5 seconds.
Braquel: Walks Everybody: STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp
by seasonedfish23 October 5, 2021
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Braqued

The definition of "Braqued" is to wake up the following morning, with a gigantic hangover. The day before is a so-called blackout. You have partied until your mind went blank. You remember absolutely nothing, and the night before is a total mystery.
Bro, I think I am on the edge to go completely braqued.
by Dr. Braqued October 2, 2019
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breaquest

When you ask someone for breakfast. Breakfast + request.
I hope J Mac says yes to my breaquest.
by fawkward69 February 1, 2014
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