braineack

Smarty pants

My little braineack is so smart.

by Curly-Head October 30, 2013

Bradfuck

Name for the trashy city Bradford in West Yorkshire (West Yorkshit).

I live in Bradfuck, West Yorkshit.

by DieterBürgy December 29, 2006

brainface

A whimsical word used to describe someone who typically says something that alienates one or more of his/her friends on a daily basis, shouts random nonsensical words at awkward moments, tells stories that go nowhere and should probably stop one to two sentences before they actually do, makes references to world of warcraft knowing full well that no one in his/her social circle plays the game, and is frequently prone to bouts of dementia in which "every girl on earth is horny for them".

Variations include, but are not limited to:

Facebrain, Brainhead, Headbrain, etc.

Taco bell drive-thru guy: "How are you tonight?"

James: "This is a nacho cheese order! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Dan: "Oh...my...god. What a brainface."

by brainballs January 6, 2008

brain fuck

To over-think or over-analyze something (which is usually quite simple).

driver: Hey bro, throw some music in, I'm tired of this shit.
Passenger: Umm.. let's see...
Driver: (5 minutes later)Dude, don't brain fuck it, just grab a CD and throw it in.

by frickinwillie June 11, 2006

brainpick

verb t. - to obtain information from someone knowledgeable in the desired subject. It is a way to avoid doing the research yourself, saving one's time and effort but requiring that of another. (Also, it's a good idea to humble oneself in the asking or bring 'coffee and donuts'.)

noun - the act of picking another's brain for information to avoid doing one's own research.

I had a short deadline ahead and needed to
brainpick her for the needed info to complete the task.

Hey, Suzi, gotta minute? I need ya for a
brainpick.

by otay May 7, 2005

brainfucked

the complete combination of all of the following state of minds:
high
super high
super duper high
man i'm really high
dude i don't think i could be any higher man
stoned
baked
blazed
fucked up
ripped
blitzed
blown
toasted
fried
gone
out of it
lit
faded
oh man

Stoner #1 says, "Dude are you high?"

Stoner #2 replies, "Man........im brainfucked right now."

by tbigbdaddy August 31, 2010

braindick

The act of misleading the actual content by showing/submitting pictures of girls. For example, the thumbnails on youtube showing girls while the content itself does not include anything of the picture.

These braindicking assholes!

by A round rectangular triangle June 10, 2014