BraidenHoss.com

A website that is not very common but you can both purchase items/memorabilia and get information related to the man, the myth, the leeeeggenddd…..Braiden Hoss the fifth. This guys a mondo silly popped stereotype writing to happen any given Sunday! I love this website but it needs more hype. *feeling down in my luck today*

Passionate bystander: Hey pops! Where’d you get that Braiden Hoss t-shirt and mug?

Pops the let down: wassup homie? What’s new?

Passionate bystander: POPS JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT IT AND STOP LETTING ME DOWN!!

Pops the let down: hmph!! I got it on BraidenHoss.com where you can buy slick silly merch and learn valuable information fool, you stink fucking fool!

by Bro Jake March 22, 2023

Braiden

Braiden is one of the most funniest guys u will meet. A Braiden is really nice and funny. But he is very strong and independent as well. Don't let him find out you are picking on someone or you are going to end up dead. Braiden is very athletic and outgoing. No matter what he will always make you laugh. So Braiden is one heck of a guy!!!!

Person 1:Wow Braiden you are an awesome soccer player!

Braiden: why thank you, you are also awesome

by Luckygirl1010 May 12, 2018

turquoise-brained idiot

someone who did something so idiotic that the color or their brain is turquoise

Jamey: so yesterday i entered so hospital without a mask so i can get tested for covid-19 and i was told to leave so i yelled at them, and spit on them!
Josh: Jamey you turquoise-brained idiot you need a mask.

by weetoman1987 January 11, 2021

Branded

(or branding) The intentional act of 'accidentally' marking someone during sex in order for their partner to find out about it and bring an end to that relationship. Scratching, pinching, biting, spanking marks, bruises or cuts, especially in areas like the buttocks, genitalia or breasts.

After seeing this girl on the side I got out of the shower and I was a bit pissed and hadn't realised she'd branded me with scratches on my back! When my girlfriend clocked it she went nuts but the other girl's wanted me to break up with my girlfriend for a while.

by Bob_Bobington February 25, 2010

brained my damage

The Famous Words Of Homer Simpson. Also refers to a drunken man or woman who has hurt their Frontal lobe section. Or stuck a crayon up their nose and hit their brain.

"Dope! I think I brained my damage" "Hunny, My damage is brain"

by Fat Ass-Jenny May 28, 2008

smooth brained

Your brain doesn't work right and the gears don't function right. Otherwise said as you are stupid, dumb, an idiot.

Hey Darrell those eggs go in the fridge you smooth brained mother fucker.

by Smooth brained mf October 3, 2019

branded content

Long, boring advertisements on YouTube that no-one in their right mind would ever watch

"I just watched that awesome new piece of Branded Content from Dave's Autos," said no one ever.

by whatlofi January 3, 2014