Certified lover boy

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
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Certified Lover Boy

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lover boi

A boy that my friend is hopeless in love with. He may be a pain in the butt sometimes, but I'm sure she'll fix him. He enjoys teasing her from time to time, though she does not notice it. they are clearly made for each other but they don't wanna admit it. They will probably not end up together because they are both incredibly oblivious of their mutual love.
Lover boi totally likes you!
Did you see the way lover boi looked at you?
by purpulyam June 10, 2019
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smexy lover boy

smexy- hot
lover- cute
boy- boy
hey smexy lover boy i made you a sandwitch
by braids36 December 07, 2020
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