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Specifically, expensive car stereos' BOSE systems are wired so stupid that you have to gut the ENTIRE system just to upgrade it. Their speakers are in weird non-standard sizes and 1- or 2-ohm impedance (the norm is 4-ohm) and each has its own amplifier. They have all sorts of amplifiers and wires throughout the car it's a Bermuda Triangle. The head-unit is also specially matched to these shit speakers!

Try and install an aftermarket head-unit and it will blow up because it thinks the speakers are shorted (lower impedance noted above). Try and replace the speakers and it will not sound as loud because of that same problem. Most people just roll their eyes and say, "Bose?? rip that shit out and start over, new speakers, new stereo, rewire!!!!!!!!!"

Some housewives think BOSE is the best, but really it's not. But you know what, even their stereos are like filet-mignon prices for a Big Mac, they deserve their money since their marketing is top-notch. Too bad their sound quality isn't as good as their prices would suggest, or as good as their marketing dept!!
Their sound quality is so bad their official slogan is
no highs, no lows, must be BOSE

And yes, there is a real person named Amit Bose (I think that's it)
by Angelino August 5, 2007
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bosephus mode

the mode the band van halen gets in before the show esp alex van halen bosephus is refered as the nickname for hank williams jr the mode is usually full of goofy funny stuff they do in the dressing room
hey man i saw that mtv unleashed special on mtv and van halen went into bosephus mode right before the show
by anthony pangilinan February 17, 2008
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Bosey

North east scottish word used to describe a cuddle
Could i have a Bosey
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Brosef Mengele

A Bro'd up version of Josef Mengele, the feared Nazi physician.
Person 1: What's up brosef mengele?
Person 2: Nothing much.
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Subhas Chandra Bose

Indian freedom fighter who actually fought. Way cooler than Gandhi.
Gandhi freed india? More like Subhas Chandra Bose!
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Bossfire

When 2 bosses, convinced of each other's incompetence, give you conflicting instructions- you are caught in the bossfire
Megaboss: "Alice will you look through this list for suitable candidates?"

Miniboss (gritting teeth): "I've already been through that list Alice, find me a short biography on each of these names"

Alice: "aaaah I'm caught in the bossfire"
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bosetti

-noun
1. Slang. a shirt which has had its collar stretched to the degree that it indicates the filth or laziness of its wearer.
I was ready to go out last night but I had to change my undershirt because Tom told me it was a bosetti.
by flikle September 5, 2009
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