bongo mag

gentlemans periodical (n) a glossy magazine, showing ladies of easy virtue in varying states of undress.

George took his favourite gentlemans periodical from his collection of bongo mags, and arranged his kleenex runway and settled down to his afternoon wank

by Dom Drums April 19, 2006

Barry Bee Benson

our all seing lord and saviour. bow down to him and worship the true god

i worship barry bee benson

by swegmasta420blazeitqwikscoper February 27, 2017

tugger benson

wanking... you call it someone who bates profusely and has 'wankers walk' often complemented also by 2 inch thick specs but still cant fucking see

(shouted from accross the street) oreet tugger benson ... you off to a mass debate then son ??

by Kreaper February 10, 2009

Dunn Benson

A Dunn Benson is a term that is usually unheard of for a black pickle or a crap.

Setting: Family dinner
Ian: oh my stomach hurts :(
Katie: have you taken a Dunn Benson today?
Ian: no :(

Katie: that will make your stomach ache go away.
Ian runs into the bathroom

Katie gets a text. It's from Ian. There's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Setting: Facebook IM between Ashley & Anders
Ashley: uggghh your so annoying!
Anders: what's your problem?!
Ashley: What's my problem! *rants*
Anders: Your being such a Dunn Benson right now.
Anders logs off Facebook

by IDavies32137 June 29, 2011

Bongo Cat

A cartoon cat that plays the bongos.

It's also a meme

LMAO! Bongo Cat is HILARIOUS, haha!

by AMP3X September 11, 2018

Bongo Titties

When that bitch got them big fucking tits, so wide, made for slapping around vigorously.

Damn that ho got bongo titties,

yeah man i ran that beat on those musical bongo tits!

by Biggie Bongo June 19, 2018

Olivia Benson

The name of Taylor Swift’s second cat. She is spunky and sassy and can sometimes throw things off a table, or chew up a toy. They say she likes to do bad things. Her sister is Meredith Grey, Taylor’s other cat. Olivia Benson is a character on Law in Order SVU, that Taylor Swift named her cat after. Now Olivia Benson, the cat’s, favorite show is Claw in Order SVU

Austin: “Is Olivia Benson hungover Taylor?”

Taylor: *laughs* “She is always hungover.”

by Swiftie +13=ME October 21, 2018