Bonobo Warfare

Idea that conflicts should be resolved in the way that they are solved in bonobo society, which is entirely through sexual contact.

Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.

According to the Bonobo Warfare theory, missiles would essentially be the same shape, but their function would be somewhat different.

by Harry S. Truman September 21, 2004

booberang

When you slap a chicks boobs and they bounce around but always come right back to where they started.

Guy A: Man she got some big ol' tittays!
Guy 2: Yeah no shit, i'd love to booberang those bitches!

by milkstud October 8, 2010

Boober

Someone who's a Ranboo / Ranboosaysstuff fan

Person 1: Dude, i love watching Ranboo
Person 2: Are you a boober??? I'm going to bully you so hard
Ranboo: Im literally pointing and laughing rn throwing tomatoes and everything

by Wybieez January 13, 2022

bonosexual

Any person who is obsessed with Bono from U2. No interest in The Edge, just Bono.

She's always listening to U2. She's a goddamned bonosexual, the bitch!

by Georgia Cannedtucket April 4, 2006

boobenhiemer

Can be used as a replacement for a curse word, or to call somebody a nasty name when incapable to think of anything else.

Yea? well...your a BOOBENHIEMER!!

by mishinana November 29, 2010

bonobonoya

you say this when someone asks you to read a book out loud

hey, can you read the first sentence of your book?
- bonobonoya

by cyphergguk August 12, 2021

boobeadious

Something abnormally large.

Jake's forehead looks quite boobeadious.

by woottdog 69 February 21, 2022