Bonerate

The action of fucking something up

Alex bonerated his laptop and Mike laughed.

by GroupySlut January 18, 2011

bonercake

A response often used in a newly developed good situation, indicating pleasure in any way, not necessarily sexual. Can be thought of as something that would be pleasing to an already pleasing erection.

Dorothy: "After working on this problem for 20 minutes, we finally solved for the molar flow rate of benzene!"

Vito: "Bonercake."

by NovaChemE November 22, 2011

Bonertainment

A portmanteau of Boner and Entertainment. Something that is both sexually arousing and entertaining.

Watching the women's tennis, I became aware of bulging in my pants, I then realized I was watching Bonertainment.

by hemordroid March 21, 2017

bonerbamboozled

A boner that tricked you into thinking it was bigger

Really thought the dick was gonna be big until I found out I was just bonerbamboozled. :(

by K$waggy November 6, 2019

Bonerometrics

The science and study of measuring penis size.

“The other day when I measured, it was a whole half inch longer! We may never truly understand the inner workings of bonerometrics…”

by chocknockler69 February 14, 2023