bologna magnet

Quit being such a faggot.

Go back to your glory hole, you bologna magnet.

Your breath smells like dick and poop, you bologna magnet.

by Safe word: Whiskey May 16, 2009

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Bologna Fart

When a girl farts and the ‘fart air’ rides up forward into their pussy hole, and is then queefed out. The queef of the fart out of your pussy hole causes the labia to slap, flap and flop about resembling two pieces of bologna flapping together simultaneously. The combination of shit smell and pussy smell creates a dirty wet bologna smell.

/ bəˈlōnē / färt / Noun _ Verb

-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”

-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”

by Lick It Like A Lizard May 14, 2020

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bologna dome

When a condom placed on a man's penis doesn't have enough room for the semen to collect at the tip and the semen flows all around the penis. Instead of staying trapped at the tip, the semen is now all throughout the entire condom, completely covering the penis and forms a semen-like dome resembling bologna being fried in a pan.

"I didn't leave enough of a tip at the condom when we were fucking, so the damn thing bologna domed and it took me like 5 minutes to clean up."

by The Badness August 24, 2006

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