Boeberting

The act of vaping in an inappropriate place or a place where vaping is considered unacceptable.

Dude, stop Boeberting in the grocery store.

by TransAnna September 16, 2023

Boebert

Handjob in a crowded movie theater. Named after the congresswoman caught in the act.

I wear my pants inside out so a pickpocket has to give me a lauren boebert if they want my wallet.

by MILQTOASTMOTHERFUQQR July 28, 2025

Boebert

A conical object lacking a flared base inserted into the anus for improvised sexual gratification despite being designed for another task entirely.

Examples: toy pine cones, modernist featureless christmas trees, decorative bottles.

“anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, but a Boebert will send you to the ER”

by Oxyboytrytis January 5, 2023

boebert

An inconsiderate, rude, or obnoxious theater attendee.

"Some boebert's phone went off and they answered it!"

by Wordy McWordington III September 19, 2023

The Boebert Express

N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.

Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

by BostonRarr November 29, 2023