by Mr. Survivor February 26, 2020
Get the Blue Ballsmug. The act of masturbating at lightning speeds with your legs spread, causing your testicles to smack your Gootch with great force. When you ejaculate, you feel pain in your scrotum. Your balls turn to a light blue color, indicating that you have abused them.
by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011
Get the Blue Ballsmug. This accours when the male is about to reach climax, but is suddenly cut off giving him the blue balls. This is often compared to real life events.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Blue Balledmug. To tease something or someone into expecting something that doesn't actually happen, most commonly used in reference to when a guy thinks he's gonna get laid but ends up getting none (see Blue Balls
by SolSightWard June 14, 2018
Get the blue ballingmug. When that liberal chick who really wanted to fuck you finds out you voted Republican, and takes it out on your erection.
Dude, she had me right at the edge, but saw the Cruz t-shirt in my laundry hamper, walked the fuck out, and left me with the worst case of blue balls.
by MyShariaMoor January 2, 2017
Get the Blue ballsmug. 
A figure of speech used when on hold or waiting for something. This comes from the term blue balls but used in everyday situations not related to sex.
Damn. I've been waiting for that amazon package for a whole week. UPS is blue balling me.
We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.
I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.
I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
by rogerthewhale January 21, 2013
Get the Blue ballingmug.