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bloat boy

Have you just sat there all day? You bload Boy.
by john schlongo August 22, 2003
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bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.
We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.
by bloat hunter April 1, 2017
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coke bloat

The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.
Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."
by It's-Me May 29, 2007
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Scrot Bloat

Inordinate and often incapacitating swelling of the male genitals, due to a build up of seminal fluid. Generally experienced after prolonged periods of enforced celibcy, combined with an inability for self-relief. Opposite of {raisin balls.
'I've broken both wrists! Man this scrot bloat hurts!'
by Lanky August 15, 2003
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carbo bloating

n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.
Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.
by THW November 4, 2009
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Turkey Bloat

Enlarged stomach following excessive eating during Thanksgiving dinner
Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?

Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!
by christine sixteen November 23, 2010
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Rockin' The Bloat

The act of eating way too much at dinner and yet still going out in public, all the while feeling pudgy, swollen, bloated and/or fat.
We ate a huge dinner at that Italian place. We could barely move we were so stuffed. But it was her birthday so we all agreed we'd just go rockin' the bloat.
by brooklynbri May 1, 2010
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