Hypermassive blackhole

An extremely massive blackhole. A hyper-massive blackhole is larger than a supermassive blackhole and has the mass of at least a trillion suns, (ie. hyper-supermassive blackhole. aka. stupendously large blackhole).

'Two supermassive blackholes merged to create a blackhole so supermassive that it became a hyper-supermassive blackhole, (ie. hypermassive blackhole ), but even that's nothing compared to a super-hypermassive, (ie. mega-hyper-supermassive) blackhole and so on.'

(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022

brazilian blackhole

When you hang out with Brazilians too much and get stuck being with them until they out party you and you end in the fetus position on their couch. That within itself is not a Brazilian blackhole, but the next day when it’s time to leave, you can’t cause they’ve trapped you in a never-ending bender. It is at this moment you have entered and been subsequently trapped in a Brazilian blackhole.

Jacob: Hey Victor, I think I’m going to go home now, but last night was crazy!

Victor: Sounds good, but let’s get some food first

*They go to get food*

Victor: Hey let’s check out the bar even though it’s Sunday and 2 pm

Jacob: You're trying to put me in a Brazilian blackhole now aren’t you?

Victor: No man, I wouldn’t do that to you. After all, I have shit to do and can’t party

*Shortly after, Jacob’s sobriety has been compromised and he has entered a Brazilian blackhole yet again*

I am Jacob and this is happening to me right now. Help.

by TheSecretPussyFinder January 21, 2024

blackholing

When someone has read your text but doesn’t respond

I turn my read receipts off so no one can cause me of blackholing them.

by InsideJokester May 23, 2018

Binary blackhole

A pair of blackholes, which continously orbit each-other.

'In the infinite dark empty void, Chaos outside of the finite universe (the largest supercluster) is a binary blackhole: A blackhole continously dancing around each-other, along with countless other ones and which come from dead universes.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

Mega-blackhole

A blackhole that's larger than average, but not as large as a supermassive one, (aka. an intermediate blackhole).

'Two average-sized blackholes merged to form one so extraordinarily large that it became a mega-blackhole (Nickname: 'The Mega'), but even that is nothing compared to the size of a supermassive blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022

Galactic apocalypse blackhole

A blackhole so massive that it can swallow an entire galaxy.

'Several hypermassive blackholes, at the centre of different galaxies merged to create a blackhole so large that it became a galactic apocalypse blackhole, which swallowed an entire galaxy whole, but even that's nothing compared to a universal apocalypse blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a hypermassive & universal apocalypse blackhole).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022

Supermassive blackhole

A very massive blackhole. A supermassive blackhole is larger than a mega-blackhole, but smaller than a hyper-supermassive, (ie. hypermassive) blackhole.

'Two mega-blackholes merged to form one so massive that it became a supermassive blackhole, but even that's nothing compared to the size of a hypermassive blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a mega & hypermassive blackhole for more information).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022