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Birthday 

A reminder of the time when your parents fucked up.
Birthday by UrAssCheek September 21, 2017

Birthday 

The one day each year when you celebrate (nine months late) that time I banged your mom.
Birthday by Spanky mckockleberry January 27, 2010

birthday 

“Did you do anything nice for your birthday?” “NO DEBRAH I FUCKING DIDNT I CRIED STOP FUCKING JUDGING ME FOR HAVING A BAD BIRTHDAY”
birthday by Billiumlover69 June 14, 2021

Birthday 

Being thrown out of the place you live
"Saw Todd on the street the other day with all his stuff in a pile"

"Yeah, it was his birthday yesterday.
Birthday by guestguestguest4 November 27, 2012

Birthday 

a day to celebrate because u haven't died lastyear
Sam: Yo nigga, happy birthday
Me: Thanks to god. He didn't kill me last year
Birthday by Vathsava El May 30, 2017

birthday 

One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.
Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday
Student: Thanks
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you
birthday by mshd94 November 29, 2011