birthday 

A reason to drink. (see also: Halloween, New Years Eve, Independence Day, Easter, Mardi Gras, Cinco de Mayo, Friday)

On his birthday, Charlie consumed twice his weight in beer.

birthday by asdfasdfasdfasdfg January 6, 2012

Birthday 

A reminder of the time when your parents fucked up.

Happy Birthday Asshole

Birthday by UrAssCheek September 21, 2017

Birthday 

The one day each year when you celebrate (nine months late) that time I banged your mom.

Happy birthday, kid. I banged your mom.

Birthday by Spanky mckockleberry January 27, 2010

birthday 

A special day to cry on

“Did you do anything nice for your birthday?” “NO DEBRAH I FUCKING DIDNT I CRIED STOP FUCKING JUDGING ME FOR HAVING A BAD BIRTHDAY”

birthday by Billiumlover69 June 14, 2021

Birthday 

Being thrown out of the place you live

"Saw Todd on the street the other day with all his stuff in a pile"

"Yeah, it was his birthday yesterday.

Birthday by guestguestguest4 November 27, 2012

Birthday 

a day to celebrate because u haven't died lastyear

Sam: Yo nigga, happy birthday
Me: Thanks to god. He didn't kill me last year

Birthday by Vathsava El May 30, 2017

birthday 

One day in year, when people are not being a douche to you.

Teacher: Allright, I won't bother you today, cuz it's your birthday
Student: Thanks
Teacher: Tomorrow, I'm gonna start ripping on you

birthday by mshd94 November 29, 2011