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Bing Bong

1. The momentary loss of all faculties resulting in some minor catastrophy such as dropping a box of fried chicken into your toilet or repeatedly pressing the refresh button on a credit card payment page for something hideously expensive like plane tickets or a luxury car, thus bankrupting yourself.
2. Someone for whom common sense and the ability to function in the corporeal world is a sad and distant dream.
3. The mental state of someone who has been sectioned and imbibed their own weight in lithium supplements.
1. Woman: omg I just totally left my baby in the stroller on top of the car at that service station three exits ago
Husband: you really are a total ****ing Bing Bong brain you know that?

2. Student 1: Dude I just totally Bing Bonged that exam.. I wrote that America was discovered by the Count of Monte Cristo
Student 2: You shouldnt have taken that whole box of lithium this morning...
by Mr boogiewoogie December 28, 2010
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Bing Bong

A synonym to the the racial term Chink. Bing Bong refers to people of asian decent; however, more seriously targets those who are fresh off the boat. There can be many types of bing bongs, which more importantly refers to a specific feature as which to a specific bing bong contains.
Person 1: Look at that squinty chink with huge glasses.....

Person 2: Yeah, thats what I call a wrong prescription bing bong.

Person 1: Damn look at that gooks teeth!

Person 2: Haha yeah, that is definitely a hang toothed bing bong!
by el moyito December 18, 2010
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Bing Bong

A person from Asia who has slanted eyes and the way they got their name was by a frying pan dropped down the stairs. Normally end up being smelly pakis.
Hey look Gooder it’s a smelly Bing Bong!
by The Only Old Bean July 4, 2019
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Bing Bong

Slang used to mock and mimic the sounds of people speaking Chinese.
by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
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Bing Bong

Anal Sex. Giving it to someone up the used food tube.
That bitch loved bing bong.

I bing bonged her all night.
by Louise Manwhore April 19, 2006
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bing bong

Onomatopoeia: the sound balls make when bouncing. balls, as in handballs, tennis balls, basketball balls, etc.
If you're searching 'bing bong' in the hopes of finding some dirty joke, then get out you piece of scum.
by The quanman November 4, 2019
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bing bong

your lil small penis which is used for sexuality purposes
Give me your bing bong - i am fucking horny!!!
by Lil Clink April 1, 2019
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