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bilbo ball baggins

X rated gay porn remake of Lord of the Rings. Bilbo Ball Baggins is a dwarf with massive stones and slaps them into many an ass and chin throughout the trilogy. Most notible scenes include Golcum taking a sweating sack to his chin while bilbo splatters his man muck all over Gollies uvula and also in the second movie, the Goo Showers, bilbo taking orc cocks to every orifice simultaneously.
Watched an awesome porn last night with a cool star named Bilbo Ball Baggins
by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017
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Bilbo Baggins Pants

Gray sweat pants jaggedly cut off at the knee, commonly worn around the house. However, sometimes seen in public places like the grocery store and Walmart.

A unique way of recycling old school sweat pants with the ugly elastic ankle bands into shorts.
"Those bilbo baggins pants look nice with your sport sandals"
"Why you go wearing bilbo baggins pants all the time?"
by Gelatin Trotter April 15, 2013
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Bilbo your shit

Verb: to Bilbo your shit. To drop everything in your life and go on a spontaneous (and potentially ill-conceived) adventure, often in a foreign country/city.
"Fuck this job, I'm gonna Bilbo my shit and move to Scotland." - Lisa Fjoryn

"Did you hear about Joey? He Bilbo'd his shit and moved to Vancouver."

"I'm seriously considering Bilbo'ing my shit right now."

"Just Bilbo your shit with me. What's the worst that could happen?"
by Dea_al_Mon September 19, 2014
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A combination of emotions that leave you feeling "Thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread"

Symptoms of a Bilbo may include but are not limited too feeling burnt out, overwhelmed, panicked, anxious, depressed, claustrophobic and stressed.

If untreated the individual may become so overwhelmed, that they declare their intention to leave and never return. Also known as going "Full Bilbo".
Person 1: Mate you look like absolute shit.
Person 2: Just work stuff, feeling a little Bilbo Baggins you know?
Person 1: No not at all?
by I need a holiday February 3, 2023
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Bilbo Baggins

I call this sock full of sand bilbo baggins because it looks like a bag and when I was like 5 I had recently watched the hobbit and heard bilbo baggins.
by CLOBESTANTINE January 29, 2021
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dirty bilbo

When you shit so hard you cum into 10 women at once getting them all pregnant and having inercourse with all of them at one time smearing you massive shit all over them
I'm gonna pull a dirty bilbo tonight
by Peodeo September 8, 2021
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Bilbo

The most bestest doggo ever.

Sometimes on drugs but it’s ok.
Come here Bilbo!”
by strawberrycupambicious July 6, 2022
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