The Best Buy

This is the act of doping trow and pinching a turd off inside a electronic item then repackage it back together, and return it.

Bryan: "Hay Eric, I just got a new mouse from best buy!"
Eric: "legit, how much that run you?"
Bryan: "about 70 bucks."
Eric: "you know newegg has that for 20?"
Bryan: "the f***?... I think I know what has to be done."
Eric: "Time for "The Best Buy" huh?"

by AlwaysRightttt November 14, 2010

take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.

I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.

by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022

best-buying

To go into a store to try products out with no intent of buying them and/or with the intent of buying it online for a lower price later.

I'm thinking about best-buying it at REI and then getting it on Amazon later.

by sariberri January 10, 2018

Best Buyed

Getting screwed over by Best Buy.

Best Buy didn't honor my warranty, I just got best buyed.

by KjKoolGuy October 19, 2013

Best buyed

Best buyed is when you go to best buy and you buy something and when you get out of the store you realize that you've been ripped off.

"God F#$@ I paid $2000 more than I should have... I've been best buyed."

by Peter The May 15, 2016

Bestbuy Brush-off

When you purchase a product from BestBuy with their technology experts and their extended warranty and try to get them to replace the product because there is an issue with it. They then proceed to tell you that they cant do that or that the product is broke because of you. You proceed to go up the chain to find out some punk 17 year old kid is the manager and that he doesn't even know what the extended warranty says.

Eric: Hey, Tom I heard your stereo amp blew in your truck, did Best Buy fix it for you?
Tom: NO! The manager told me I bought the wrong amp for my system...
Eric: Didn't THEY tell you what to buy to go with your stuff?
Tom: Yea...
Eric: Dude you just were a victim of the "Bestbuy Brush-Off"

by DaRth79 November 13, 2009

Bestbuy Girl

Name people call their favorite bisexual female friend

Your my bestbuy girl

by NotStable March 15, 2022