Busser

Person that does everything the waiters don't wanna do.

Hey busser! go clean outside, that baby just puked!.

by M.M.M October 23, 2008

busser

someone, generally a girl, who sleeps with a lot of people, as in, someone who people get on and off a lot.

That girl has been with every guy here. She's a total busser.

by 1/2pint April 30, 2014

buffet busser

Buffet restaurant employee whose responsibilities include serving and replenishing beverages, taking away finished plates, cleaning up big messes, taking out trash and cleaning bathrooms. Just about the most thankless job ever. Worse than being a busser in a regular restaurant.

When I can, I try to give the buffet busser a generous tip especially if it's a special occasion.

by yes juanito yes November 5, 2014

blesser

Think sugar daddy, but with a whole lot more money. He's filthy rich, and can set you up with clothing accounts, overseas holidays (Dubai is the current hot destination) and sometimes even a car. So when you date one, your life has been blessed. Financially anyway...

My blesser just bought me a condo in the northern suburbs!

by Puma kph May 28, 2016

Berserkeley

Common nickname given to the city of Berkeley, California, poking fun at the perception that it is a place of extreme social activism (especially for causes that do not get nationalwide recognition), liberalism, and having an aging hippy population.

Person A: I can't believe that homeless man had a sign up that read 'Please spare change for pot!'.

Person B: Well this is Berserkeley after all.

by dizzyditz December 20, 2005

Bessfriend

Comes from the way pissed up folk say "best friend." To be a "bessfriend" for any length of time is incredibly unfortunate. You attain this dreaded status by having a drunken person latch onto you and tell you all their problems, cry on your shoulder and generally kill your groove. Several times, through hiccups and sobs about ex partners, you will hear the words "You're like my bessfriend, you are." Note- you don't even have to really KNOW this person to be their bessfriend for the night.

The worst bessfriend situations occur when they are members of the opposite sex. You either get cock blocked or pussy locked all night by the weepy eyed, wretched looking individual clinging desperately to your wrist.

"Why didn't you come to the club last night? We all wondered where you got to. Did you go home?"

"No such luck. Some mental bitch in Yates's decided to make me her "bessfriend" for the night, and I just could NOT shake her!"

by MagickDio April 24, 2010

Buesser

1. To cum on someone's face, guy or girl.

2. To ejaculate all over someone's face after having sex or recieving a blowjob.

3. To blast someone in the face like a jackson pollak.

Boy, the girl I was with last night was smokin. We had hot and heavy sex all night, and after, I happily Buessered all over her.

by Justin Stecker April 25, 2009