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Open-Mouthed Breather

Someone who keeps their mouth open, often with tongue sticking out; appearing mentally deficient. Implying the person has brain damage or is mentally deficient.
All his friends were idiots and morons; the biggest collection of open-mouthed breathers I've ever seen.
by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006
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Bathroom Breather

The action of still being so intoxicated from the previous night of debauchery that when awoken on a workday you somehow drag your horrifically miserable self in to work and take periodic naps in the seated position in the employee bathroom of your workplace throughout the day, along with the foresite to wake yourself through the alarm function on your cell phone in a timely manner.

When referring to bathroom breathers, silent and vibrate mode are not your friends, they are both obvious pitfalls that should be avoided if at all possible. 20 minutes is the absolute maximum time you are encouraged to set your phone alarm for, as to avoid detection.

If your situation allows you to push this time limit even further, then by all means grab those extra minutes, but it is not recommended and should be considered objectively on a case by case basis.

If you exceed 20 minutes or even indulge too abundantly in this secretive tactic then you will undoubtedly be found out, possibly get fired, as well as tip your hand to the bossman of your establishment, and effectively ruin this cherished practice for future employees of said business.

Bathroom breathers are most often put in to effect by college students working bull shit jobs between classes or over the summer, as well as telemarketers and pharmacy technicians.
Garrett: "Yo TJ I need a bathroom breather man... I was out til 5 am last night beer bonging tequila and assaulting that random bar sluts vagina"

TJ: Word man, you've only taken 4 today, I think you'll be fine taking a fifth. If bossman comes lookin for you for something that matters I'll pretend like I gotta piss really bad and violently fake trip into your stall to alert you, no worries bro.

Garrett: Thanks man, I owe you next week."
by V queezy May 22, 2011
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Beneath the Mire

Dave got a failing grade on his thesis paper on the same day his beloved girlfriend of 7 years broke up with him. He was truly beneath the mire.
by Adagio November 21, 2010
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BeanEater69420

"Omg did you see BeanEater69420? Hes the best Minecraft player ever!! I Hope he dates me."
by BeanEater69420 June 21, 2020
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Lawn breather

A lawn breather is a firefighter that is breathing through his/or her SCBA (air pack) at unnecessary times, usually in the truck, or standing outside of the fire well away from the smoke and danger. Lawn breathers are normally frowned upon due to the fact, that when they actually have to go into a burning building, they only have 10 minutes of air left, and are the reason the entire hose/interior attack team has to be swapped out after only 5 minutes. Lawn breathers usually have fire department stickers all over their personal vehicles and multiple fire department t-shirts and hats.
Somebody go take the lawnmower and camping equipment away from the lawn breather
by Jordan T November 2, 2014
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ass breather

It's when one person talks so much that they don't leave time for somebody else. In turn this causes the assumption that they must take there breathing breaks through their ass.
Brit is such an ass breather, I can never get a word in.
by huihbsd May 14, 2016
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beethers

to describe something thats bad or not right
nah lets go, thats beethers fools!
by brobro19 October 5, 2008
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