Bedford High School

The high school in bedford nh were there are bomb threats, hit lists on the walls, or shooting threats every 4 seconds.

Damn, i do not want to go to bedford high school.

by hehe that’s a mood March 6, 2019

Boobs before Noobs

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.

Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

by LargeDavid April 9, 2021

grades before bitches

Applies to anyone currently in school. It is basically listing you're priorities in life. You can't go straight for the bitches and expect to move on in life, but by putting the grades before the bitches you can expect a great bitch count for the long run. Use this saying when you're trying to explain to a friend that "pussy isn't just pussy".

JT: i got more important things to worry about, like smashing.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.

by KDandJT July 23, 2009

Pussy before Wussy

The equally pivotal yet rarely invoked supplement to the Bros before Hoes rule.

As Bros before Hoes states; "your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with)." While Bros before Hoes is indeed the most hallowed of traits amongst Bros, what must also be taken into consideration is the bro-ness level of the invoker of Bros before Hoes. That is, if a male cohort of yours wishes you to disengage from a female you are courting by claiming "Bros before Hoes," yet cannot be considered a "Bro" himself (e.g. He wouldn't do the same for you, you don't know the guy too well, he's cockblocked you on more than one occasion, etc), then you have the right to proclaim "Pussy before Wussy" and continue your pursuits.

Douche: "Wanna hit a strip joint?"

Man: "Nah, I'm goin' out with Jen tonight. Gonna finally pop the question."

Douche: "That skank?" Come on, man, Bros before Hoes."

Man: "You smoked all my weed yesterday, hit on my sister last week, and I've only known you for a month. Pussy before Wussy, bitch."

by Skeever Testicles February 1, 2013

Calm before the storm

A term used to metaphorically describe the foreshadow of the climax to an epic story that has never been seen or told before hand.

All my faults and fails have been no fret, but a near Calm before the storm

by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019

Before You Exit

An alternative / pop punk / rock band from Orlando, Florida. The band consists of four boys in which two are brothers.

They have toured with bands like All Time Low,

A Rocket to the Moon, The Summer Set, Yellowcard, Hey Monday.

Connor McDonough: Vocal & Guitar
Riley McDonough: Vocal & Bass
Braiden Wood: Guitar
Thomas Silvers: Drum

person 1: Do you know this band with teen boys that toured with All Time Low?

person 2: No, what are they called?

person 1: Oh, you should check out Before You Exit then

person 2: Before I exit what?

person: 1: I means, the band is called Before You Exit

by alltimemaine May 14, 2011