beaver dam bon bon

when a buck-toothed bitch licks evenly coated shit covered balls after she has had her tuna shower (see definition for tuna shower)

My favorite sex act is the beaver dam bon bon.

by Lady Gags-a-lot July 18, 2009

beaver dam

The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.

That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.

by kcoochie December 10, 2014

Beaver Dam

The opposite of cock block-for females.

Shit Jenny just beaver dammed her roommate!

by Fllee68 February 13, 2020

Beaver dam

When a man takes a shit between her tits turns her around and smacks her ass with a paddle

The next door neighbor was talking about how her husband gave her a beaver dam but they didn’t go camping

by Defiweirs December 2, 2023

Beaver Dam

Alternative name for a bachelor pad.

A house of men, while maintained, it is not tidy.

Often in need of a solid 1 hour sweep out before been visited by a female.

The men raced to clean out their beaver dam before the arrival of a tinder date.

by The Camel December 12, 2023

Beaver Dam

When a girl stops another girl from scoring with a man.

I almost got late last night but Tanya Beaver damned me.

by CockBlocker32408 November 26, 2022

Jumping a beaver dam

When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”

Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!

Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!

by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022