beaver dam bon bon

when a buck-toothed bitch licks evenly coated shit covered balls after she has had her tuna shower (see definition for tuna shower)

My favorite sex act is the beaver dam bon bon.

by Lady Gags-a-lot July 19, 2009

Oh beaver dam it

A play on the vulgar phrase "Damn it". It compares frustration to a beaver's dam. It was first used in 2022 as part of the Rouge Rovers web series in which it is used frequently when Pathfinder gets mad at somthing.

Perseverance: "Pathfinder, I haven't seen Opportunity for hours."
Pathfinder: "Oh beaver dam it."

by JettBrightonTheBoss111 July 15, 2022

Beaver Damming

The act of blocking a female’s efforts to hook up. Similar to cock blocking, but for women.

Samantha was trying to hook up with Sarah, but Karen was Beaver Damming her.

by WTF Wertz January 8, 2021

Beaver Dam

When a girl stops another girl from scoring with a man.

I almost got late last night but Tanya Beaver damned me.

by CockBlocker32408 November 26, 2022

beaver dam

The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.

That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.

by kcoochie December 10, 2014

Beaver Dam

The opposite of cock block-for females.

Shit Jenny just beaver dammed her roommate!

by Fllee68 February 13, 2020

Beaver dam

Female equivalent to a cock block.

I was in the middle of hole pounding this chick up against the cold porcelain, her friend came in and beaver dam'd me because she had to pee

by redneckmikey April 17, 2022