Matthew Beatty

Can stop anything in it’s path like the iceberg that sunk the titanic

Matthew Beatty can run over 80 mph

by Hoover Banks May 28, 2020

Warren Beatty

To use the tip of one's genitalia as a stylus, in order to trace the contours of another man's genitalia which have been superimposed on a touch screen device. An act commonly referred to as the "Dick Tracy".

I wanted to send my wife a realistic dick drawing on iOS messenger, so I asked my buddy to Warren Beatty me.

by Cutepants September 14, 2017

Beatty Lou

The act of defecating, AKA pooping, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, etc., it is called a Beatty Lou because of the Bob Seger song Beatty Lou's Gettin' Out Tonight...many Bob Seger songs are about pooping.

I had too much fiber this morning and had to take a huge Beatty Lou, I almost didn't make it to the bathroom!

by Sillius Soddus June 29, 2024

tucker beatty

Tucker is a very cool guy everyone should adore.

Girl: Who is Tucker Beatty?
Me: He is a very cool guy and you should adore him.

by cmarr06 December 16, 2019

Jessica Beattie

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.

Oh no! There’s Jessica Beattie! Run away!! She is reading gay!!

by anonymouspeep333 February 4, 2024

daniel beattie

a super cool, attractive, intellectual, funny, chill guy from Missouri, USA

"Hey that guy is so super cool, attractive, intellectual, funny, and chill!"
"Yeah, he is just like Daniel Beattie!"

by coolattrctivsmrtfnnychll September 20, 2022

Dirty Beatty

When you have sex with a man, in the bathroom of a Casey’s General Store.

Daniel: did you hear about the dude who did a dirty beatty last night

by Lil dick the goat November 18, 2023