The bestest friend ever. Some people would not be here without him.
Aidan Beattie is sound
by AmyJamie December 26, 2016
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A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.
Beattie you idiot, how did you manage to burn a SALAD?!
by RealMacbeth October 16, 2019
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This is a guy who is really hot and he loves to fuck random people in their asses because he’s gay af
Look at that guy raping that random guy must be a Jasper Beatty
by Stfo if fufuy March 23, 2023
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