Jessica Beattie

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.

Oh no! There’s Jessica Beattie! Run away!! She is reading gay!!

by anonymouspeep333 February 4, 2024

Lucas Beatty

some stupid cunt who thinks hes perfect and better than everyone else and he is an embarrassment to other people. he will forever be a dumb cunt with a toxic past and a toxic present

hey you know that stupid fuck named Lucas BEATTY" and he says "oh yeah that toxic cunt what about him" and i say "HIS DADDY DID THE DEAD"

by kfkffkffkkfkkf October 2, 2018

daniel beattie

a super cool, attractive, intellectual, funny, chill guy from Missouri, USA

"Hey that guy is so super cool, attractive, intellectual, funny, and chill!"
"Yeah, he is just like Daniel Beattie!"

by coolattrctivsmrtfnnychll September 20, 2022

Beatty Secondary School

Beatty secondary school, a neighbourhood school. Although I would say Beatty has a lot of Minahs, Matreps and YPs or just people who act gangster in the school. It is not as bad as other schools.. Maybe that. You either chose this school because it was near, within your PSLE score range or just cause Bendemeer Secondary School had not a lot of CCA choices to offer. Beatty has a famous nickname by its students. Called "Budget Beatty" If you are a younger sibling, your older sibling is either in Beatty Secondary School or Guangyang Secondary School.

person 1: "What is something interesting about Beatty Secondary School?"
Beattyian: "Beatty Secondary School is having its 70TH anniversary next year in 2023!"

person 1: "Wow, amazing"

by ABendemeerian September 28, 2022

Zach beattie

Wonderful human who I love more than anything my bb

-eme

Zach beattie is mine and you can't have them

by Ememmeemmme April 24, 2021

Beattie

A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.

Beattie you idiot, how did you manage to burn a SALAD?!

by RealMacbeth October 16, 2019

Beatty Lou

The act of defecating, AKA pooping, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, etc., it is called a Beatty Lou because of the Bob Seger song Beatty Lou's Gettin' Out Tonight...many Bob Seger songs are about pooping.

I had too much fiber this morning and had to take a huge Beatty Lou, I almost didn't make it to the bathroom!

by Sillius Soddus June 29, 2024