Beatty Lou

The act of defecating, AKA pooping, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, etc., it is called a Beatty Lou because of the Bob Seger song Beatty Lou's Gettin' Out Tonight...many Bob Seger songs are about pooping.

I had too much fiber this morning and had to take a huge Beatty Lou, I almost didn't make it to the bathroom!

by Sillius Soddus June 29, 2024

Warren Beatty

To use the tip of one's genitalia as a stylus, in order to trace the contours of another man's genitalia which have been superimposed on a touch screen device. An act commonly referred to as the "Dick Tracy".

I wanted to send my wife a realistic dick drawing on iOS messenger, so I asked my buddy to Warren Beatty me.

by Cutepants September 14, 2017

Beatty

Alcoholic assholes that are either really light weighs or know how to hold their alcohol.

You see that Beatty over their? He went through a full cage by him self and is still standing.

by Aa21 December 13, 2019

Aidan Beattie

The bestest friend ever. Some people would not be here without him.

Aidan Beattie is sound

by AmyJamie December 25, 2016

Jessica Beattie

Jessica Beattie is an amazing bestie who loves Wanda fanfiction and likes to stop her dog humping things. Stay away unless you want to catch the gay.

Oh no! There’s Jessica Beattie! Run away!! She is reading gay!!

by anonymouspeep333 February 4, 2024

Zach beattie

Wonderful human who I love more than anything my bb

-eme

Zach beattie is mine and you can't have them

by Ememmeemmme April 24, 2021

Dirty Beatty

When you have sex with a man, in the bathroom of a Casey’s General Store.

Daniel: did you hear about the dude who did a dirty beatty last night

by Lil dick the goat November 18, 2023