Jacking the beanstock

Beatin your meat

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.

by gmhcubix August 25, 2016

Beantown

Complete slander. No one from Boston ever calls it Beantown.

"I love bean town!"
"You fuckin' retahded tourist. It's Boston. Not Beantown."

by SexyKitten6969 April 8, 2006

beantank

A crapy car that mexicans often drive. Typically made up of parts from other crapy cars. Going very slow and driven by some creepy mexican.

Oh my god! Dude check out that beantank

by hehe vb May 30, 2005

beanus

a small penis. the size of a bean. hence, beanus

he brags about his beanus all the time.

by danny foshizzle February 13, 2007

Beanstalking

It's the masturbation of an extremely large penis, such as that of a mythical giant.

I'm bored, what do you say we go beanstalking. I believe she was jackin' the beanstalk.

by Double UM August 25, 2011

Beantown

The great city of Boston, MA (but you don't really see too many beans here...)

by M-easy July 5, 2003

kitchen beautician

when you broke and dont have any money to your hair done.You do it yourself or let a girlfiend do it in you kitchen or bathroom.

I dont have any money to get my hair done today.I'll do it myself. I guess ill be a kitchen beautician.

by Dawndy August 13, 2010