wet beanbag

when a woman sucks a man's balls while there is cum covering them.

Tim: DUDE -- last night she blew me and then gave me a wet beanbag!!!!

Greg: wow

by thedevilsbutterbiscuits June 13, 2014

Mexican Beanbag

A scientific term for a very horny Mexican.

Yo look at that Mexican beanbag. He's so horny ese.

by BobWillis October 10, 2008

beanbag syndrome

A state of mind where it becomes impossible to do any chore. Basically, the guy on the beanbag can't be expected to leave his comfortable spot and pass the ashtray. Beanbag syndrome often hits you when you're baked out of your mind.

"Hey, bro, pass the ashtray"
"No point asking him man. Look at him. Total beanbag syndrome."

by Alan-a-Dale September 16, 2013

Piling into a beanbag

A sexual experience which generally involves a flaccid penis, a girl and a dark room. Without the lights on many boys have been know to dabble with the wrong hole and if not often the mattress. Usual morning after reaction, boy found alone in bed making excuses..turn the light on man!!

following a night at a crowded club that plays average to poor music i went home with a girl, in bed it was like piling into a beanbag

by beepboy October 2, 2012

Human Beanbag

When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations

"I wish Lady Dimitrescu would use me as a human beanbag."

by rektx May 22, 2021

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011

Chinese Beanbag Chair

Extremely similar to the Sanfransican Hangover, however, your partner is fully awake.

I dont know if the Chinese Beanbag Chair hurts more than a Sanfransiscan Hangover or not.

by tboner1939 May 7, 2010