wet beanbag

when a woman sucks a man's balls while there is cum covering them.
Tim: DUDE -- last night she blew me and then gave me a wet beanbag!!!!

Greg: wow
by thedevilsbutterbiscuits June 14, 2014
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Mexican Beanbag

Yo look at that Mexican beanbag. He's so horny ese.
by BobWillis August 15, 2008
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beanbag syndrome

A state of mind where it becomes impossible to do any chore. Basically, the guy on the beanbag can't be expected to leave his comfortable spot and pass the ashtray. Beanbag syndrome often hits you when you're baked out of your mind.
"Hey, bro, pass the ashtray"
"No point asking him man. Look at him. Total beanbag syndrome."
by Alan-a-Dale September 16, 2013
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Piling into a beanbag

A sexual experience which generally involves a flaccid penis, a girl and a dark room. Without the lights on many boys have been know to dabble with the wrong hole and if not often the mattress. Usual morning after reaction, boy found alone in bed making excuses..turn the light on man!!
following a night at a crowded club that plays average to poor music i went home with a girl, in bed it was like piling into a beanbag
by beepboy October 02, 2012
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Human Beanbag

When someone (usually a woman) sits on your face or body for long periods of time in a dominant manner with sexual connotations
"I wish Lady Dimitrescu would use me as a human beanbag."
by rektx May 23, 2021
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Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.
Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.
by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 19, 2011
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Chinese Beanbag Chair

Extremely similar to the Sanfransican Hangover, however, your partner is fully awake.
I dont know if the Chinese Beanbag Chair hurts more than a Sanfransiscan Hangover or not.
by tboner1939 May 07, 2010
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