“Wow Batman just knocked the fuck out of that furry” “that was the penguin dumbass” “A PENGUIN IS AN ANIMAL”
by Theguy you know from school April 20, 2021
by Me is I and us June 30, 2019
by mrbigmclargehuge August 29, 2011
When someone is performing fellatio on you and you thrust a little too deep, thus damaging their vocal cords and causing them to speak in the characteristically raspy voice of Christian Bale's Batman.
"Wtf is wrong with your girlfriend's voice?"
"I got a little too excited head-fucking her last night and gave her a Batman."
"I got a little too excited head-fucking her last night and gave her a Batman."
by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015
While having sex doggy style, you have to subtly grab the drapes and tie them around your neck to make a mantle (works best with dark or black drapes). When its done you now start to hummm the batman song. From that you continue until your partner notice you are humuming and when (s)he ask what you are doing you start signing out loud, Batman, Batman.
High chance of self cock-block do at your own risk
High chance of self cock-block do at your own risk
guy 1 : Man, i cock blocked myself
guy 2 : How?
guy 1 : I did Sherly a batman, you should have seen her face, i couldn't stop laughing
guy 2 : How?
guy 1 : I did Sherly a batman, you should have seen her face, i couldn't stop laughing
by bate man July 21, 2010
The ultimate superhero, one that manipulates his enemies' fear and uses stealth and intimidation and intellect to succeed, and does not need butthole Superman powers to survive.
A few reasons why Batman is better than Superman:
- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville
- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville
by Balfdor July 8, 2006
(Math Class)
Teacher: Okay class if "x" equals 3 then what does "3 x" equal?
Student 1: Is it 6?
Teacher: No GTFO!
Student 2: Is it Batman?
Teacher: Why..yes...yes it is.
"Meeting of Worlds Greatest Minds"
Head Scientist: Gentlemen and women we are her today to find the scientific way to solve all the world's problems. Any Ideas?
Scientist 1: An undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: No GTFO?
Hot Scientist Woman: What about an undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: Well that indeed may be a possibility. See me afterwards and we'll compare notes and such at my place.
Awesome Scientist: Is it Batman?
Head Scientist: GTF-(catches himself to do calcultions)- My God this man is right!!! It indeed IS Batman!!!
Teacher: Okay class if "x" equals 3 then what does "3 x" equal?
Student 1: Is it 6?
Teacher: No GTFO!
Student 2: Is it Batman?
Teacher: Why..yes...yes it is.
"Meeting of Worlds Greatest Minds"
Head Scientist: Gentlemen and women we are her today to find the scientific way to solve all the world's problems. Any Ideas?
Scientist 1: An undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: No GTFO?
Hot Scientist Woman: What about an undiscovered metal?
Head Scientist: Well that indeed may be a possibility. See me afterwards and we'll compare notes and such at my place.
Awesome Scientist: Is it Batman?
Head Scientist: GTF-(catches himself to do calcultions)- My God this man is right!!! It indeed IS Batman!!!
by Giothermal May 15, 2011