bat cave

the crotch area of a baggy pair of jeans, referring specifically to the wide open space where your nuts are free to dangle.
dude, skinny jeans suck ass. you've got your nuts all squished up in your skinny jeans, while my nuts are living in the fucking bat cave!
by freeballer1234 April 28, 2009
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bat cave

asshole, anus, or rectum, especially in relation to anal sex.
My boyfriend and I were fucking like rabid dogs and he totally slipped out of my va-jay-jay and went for the bat cave.
by Sunamy February 03, 2009
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bat cave

You're bat cave's open there.
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
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saggy bat cave

a womans virgina that is very loose and saggy
i fucked this woman at the weekend but she did have a saggy bat cave said ravi
by lukeboi December 08, 2006
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The John West Bat Cave

Euphemism for the female genitalia.

John West is best known for the mass production of tinned tuna.

Tuna is best known for its for its fishy odour.

Where you have bats, you also have FLAPS.

Caves are natural, often moist, openings.
Lee sensed danger.

His partners excitement was such that she appeared to have sprung a leak.

Ever the dashing hero, and with a winsome cry of "To The John West Bat Cave!", he proceeded to plug the weeping cranny, purple topped piston in hand, and thus disaster was once again averted.
by zappacake June 04, 2009
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Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.
Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.
by Facecake July 30, 2009
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