One who will rule the world with his multi-million dollar company, and wreak great havoc on the world that once made fun of him, i.e. donkeypunching the captain of the cheerleader squad 10 years after high school and framing the football quarter-back for insurance fraud since was to dumb to do his own taxes.
Man, I wish I would have been a band geek so I could have donkey punched Jessica and framed Hudson for insurance fraud.
by Emo Dave May 05, 2004
One who frequently enjoys galavanting in a band-like environment, which includes but is not limited to, the band room, the football field, technique block, on a bus with a multitude of other fellow band members, and usually in a dark closet practicing music. Activities include playing, whistling, humming, playing, walking in a penguin-like manner, playing, wearing the most fashionable form of overalls, and playing. Those students of the band variety typically inbreed within the close quarters of their band room, mating to the sounds of g minor scales and tri-tones. (Band directors have tried but cannot prevent this historic practice). In their natural environment, band members can typically be found on friday nights on the football field caged in like zoo animals, desperately begging for the attention of their ashamed peers, and playing things nobody seems to care about nor understands.
In short, every school has them.
In short, every school has them.
Oh look they're showing the band geek exhibit! Just don't tap the glass or they might become hostile and jazz run as a stampede.
by FluteInTheGhetto September 13, 2010
The title of what is almost unanimously agreed to be the best episode of the Nicktoons show Spongebob Squarepants.
Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.
Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.
Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Memorable lines from "Band Geeks":
"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."
"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."
*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."
"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"
"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."
"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."
*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."
"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"
"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
by WTF123 December 03, 2014
A very unique and interesting specimen who is not only highly skilled in the art of seduction, sexual satisfying and love making but also a Wiz when it comes to anything and everything about School adn academics.
A Genius in the room and in the classroom.
A Genius in the room and in the classroom.
Guy - Man, that girl I did last night got some serious skillz! I think I even damn learned a thing or two.
Girl - Well of course, she's a Band Geek.
Girl - Well of course, she's a Band Geek.
by Mashed Potato Soup January 10, 2009
A band geek is someone who everyday of their lives, is thinking about marching band. Who everyday during third period play their show instead of paying attention to the class. A band geek, is someone who embraces the fact that they ARE a band geek. a Band geek is someone who will fight at every practice with their best friend, and be best friends again the next day! Because all band geeks, especially drummers, think they are always right!
Chritopher: Were Colleen and Hillary fighting again?
William: Yep I think they were.
Christopher: Then why are they hugging now?
William: They are band geeks!
Christopher: Yeah!
William: Yep I think they were.
Christopher: Then why are they hugging now?
William: They are band geeks!
Christopher: Yeah!
by Colliferferfrous November 02, 2007
Only the greatest episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever to be made I can't believe I have to write the first definition for this. In Band Geeks, Squidward assembles a band which at first is bad but when they play sweet victory at the end, they are so good that {Squilliam has a heart attack
by ThePurpleDoggo April 28, 2020
someone, like myself, whose in band and should be able to play the music. usually someone whose breathes band 24/7. most likely one of the best players of the section (like myself). band geeks are truely dedicated to their school band and will boo other bands.
those band geeks are so talented.
by band rox May 13, 2006