Balzheimer's disease

An affliction affecting male subjects in which lapses of memory, specifically regarding the identity of their significant others, occur. This condition is usually triggered by short skirts, painted-on jeans, subtle feminine winks, and overt instances of camel toe. All men are afflicted to some degree and I sincerely pity the fool who dreams up a cure.

She took him back for the eleventh time as she fully understood the severity of his Balzheimer's disease.

by Dr. B. Hyve April 20, 2006

Balzac

A French writer who is better known as having his name sound like "ball sac" than any of the works he wrote.

It's impossible to gain fame as an author if your name is Balzac!

by RedBlade March 22, 2009

Michael Balzary

The bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, also known as Flea. Is most famous for his Popping-and-Slapping bass technique, which can be heard very clearly in the intro to the song "Higher Ground," which the Chili Peppers covered. Stevie Wonder did the original version.

Woah, there's that Michael Balzary guy!
No, man that's Flea!

by The Best Pseudonym There Is January 26, 2009

Ballz

Interjection. Often yelled durning a bad situation in an attempt to try and insult the situation or your own incompetence

"Ballz!"
"Holy Ballz!"

by Nick Weiss March 27, 2003

ballzie

Having guts to do whatever

Damn Keith is ballzie he'll be the first person to try out anything the next person wouldn't do

by Mziza March 24, 2014

balzate

(verb) to balzate: to miss/'bounce' a certain event, person, etc. (often purposely). Due to its Italian origins, it is conventionally accompanied with an Italian hand gesture.

Bob: I'm too lazy to do anything, I will have to balzate football.
OR
Bill: I just balzated Mr. Smith's detention. He is well pissed now.

by ushwhatabelt April 28, 2017

Ballzheimers

The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.

Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."

by captmurk December 26, 2013