Obi Wan Baloney

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.

<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.

by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007

balognaphump

The animal from which hot dogs are made.

Even though millions of people eat one every day, the wiley balognaphump has never been photographed.

by Krakky McKraken October 2, 2005

balongadongalooed

When you're in a state of confusion or when you can't seem to comprehend what happened.

Alvie: Guys I got my phone taken away :(
Sar: NO WAY i'm so balongadongalooed..

by tyewave April 11, 2022

Baloney Smoker

A homosexual who engages in felatio

John Travolta pretends to be a straight man but he is actually a closet baloney smoker.

by yeneef December 10, 2012

Paul Baloff

1. The act of someone getting incredibly drunk and yelling loudly and/or breaking things in a hilarious manner.

2. Thrash Band Exodus's original lead singer. His onstage banter was legendary. He suffered a stroke in 2002 and died. R.I.P. Paul Baloff

That party last night was awesome, Chris went all Paul Baloff and cut up Mark's shirt with gardening sheers!

by Chris Butera January 11, 2009

baloogas

A womans breast

Wow you have got big baloogas

by Bob Monkeyhouse June 24, 2003

big baloney

When you accidentally eat your mom. Or when you poop your pants in math class.

example 1: oops, I did a big baloney lol XD UwU.
example 2: oh no, I big balonied in my pants :(

by jimboglimbo2345678 April 16, 2019