soggy bag of dicks

Being really mad

Hey Nick, how mad are you?
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks

Nick nick nick

What a crazy guy

Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

by DDbja December 14, 2013

suck a bag of dicks

A funny ass Louis CK joke about what a man said to him after he cut him off.

"Hey asshole!"

"yeah..."

"SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!"

by FUCKHACKERBITCHES December 1, 2009

suck a bag of dicks

Someone who sucks a tote of cocks. Usually including ATLEAST six cocks of which two are limp.

Melanie told Cory and Micky to "Suck a bag of dicks" while attempting to launch a kite at Florida State University.

by Chief Osceola March 20, 2007

BAG O' DICKS

When someone is such an asshole that they're not just one dick, they're a bag full of dicks.

(jerk slaps lunch out of guys hand)Lunch Guy: What the hell you BAG O' DICKS!!!
BAG O' DICKS: Hahaha! LOSER!!!!

by Bronzedale23 April 26, 2017

Big Bag of Dick

A phrase meaning to viciously beat another with an imaginary gathering of phallysus. Normally only used under the most ludicrious circumstances.

Dude, you keep that up and I will beat you with a Big Bag of Dick!

by Gabriel Hawthorne April 14, 2008

Bag-o-dicks

Adjective used to describe someone that has reached a status higher than douche bag.

Hey, how much money does ol bag-o-dicks Daniels have to make before he will do his job ?

by Bigbrotherthuner August 12, 2018

Eat a bag of dicks

Literally, to consume a bag full of food from Dick's Drive In, usually 5 fries to one burger.

In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.

Frank: Damn I'm hungry, let's break for lunch.

Paul in Accounting shouts out: Hey frank, go eat a bag of Dicks!

Frank: Sure, I haven't had Dicks in a while, there's one on Broadway - great fries!

by Tarrak November 2, 2010