backspiration

Sweat from the back region, particularly the small of the back, that turns your shirt game upside down. Grey t-shirts are particular harbingers of backspiration. The hotter and more humid it is, the bigger the backspiration stain. Sigh.

“Oh man, sometimes I hate walking around the city in the summer. It’s like backspiration central.”

by atomandeve December 11, 2014

babusked

Verb: to screw someone over, especially for monetary value
Adverb: to have been screwed over by someone

I got babusked by some guy who left with my money and I got nothing in return.

by Babuskay December 19, 2017

Backseat Nigga

A backseat nigga is dumb ass nigga that rides in the backseat because you can’t fuckin stand him in the front seat.

Yo get in the back bruh
Why
Cuz u is a backseat nigga

by Papichulo.no April 9, 2019

backshot

To perform a backshot, you gotta screw somebody from behind, bareback. either hole will do. Now, when you pull out instead of blowin it internal-like, and jizz on her back, THAT'S a backshot.

A good one will hit her hair, a great one will hit the far wall.

Watch any generic white people porn, and I'm sure you'll get a great example in no time.

by Zemek1s July 5, 2005

Backseat Moderator

A message board user who, though they do not actually hold the position of moderator, has some twisted sense of duty which they feel they must fulfill. This user seems to believe that the moderator is a retarded monkey that needs to be led around by the hand and told which threads need to be locked or deleted.

The backseat moderator can often be seen jumping up and down and frantically waving their arms, trying to draw attention to a thread which surely is offensive and stupid to the highest degree and must be locked immediately. In reality, the real moderator has probably looked at the topic and seen nothing which crosses the line.

The backseat moderator may also be a backseat administrator, letting everyone know which users need to be banned. Though the backseat moderator is irritating, there is nothing which can be done unless the real authority on the board takes matters into its own hands, and ejects them from the board in a hilarious example of irony.

"This topic is dumb. Lock it please!"
"Ban this guy, he's a moron!"

by RealGTX July 10, 2005

backseat bandit

a woman who gives that good suck in the backseat of a red porsche in an alleyway at dusk

Ayyy mate i found a right good lass n she became a backseat bandit it was amazing

by terrry woowow January 17, 2020

Backseat martial artist

Someone who doesn't actually practice a martial art of any sort, but loves to comment on them like their an expert. Quite similar in concept to that of a backseat driver. They tend to obtain most of their martial knowledge from internet video clips, free TV airings of fights, and sometimes they might even spring for a pay-per view match. A common favorite move of the backseat martial artists to try and perform is the armbar, which they typically learn from watching old clips of Royce Gracie and not from an actual dojo.

Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.

Person: What kind of kung fu should I take?
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ

BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.

BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know

BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ

by Lee Gin Jet April 24, 2008