Backwards Bloody Beaver

When a girl is on her period, eat her out from behind. When there is enough blood in your mouth spit it in your hand. Then reach your arm between her legs and slap her in the face. Then yell "Headshot!".

1. "I just gave that girl a Backwards Bloody Beaver!"
2. "Have you heard of the Backwards Bloody Beaver?" "Yeah! That shit's disgusting!"

by TM2 October 20, 2010

Backwards Cameltoe

A cameltoe not seen at the front of a woman's crotch, but rather in the back.

Backwards Cameltoe-Just below the curvature of the buttocks, one may see the "droop" of the lips forcing themselves out; stretching the pants where a man's taint would be.

by Rach-ho August 25, 2011

backwards wheelchair

When your fucking a paraplegic so hard that her wheel chair tips over, but your already committed so you throw her limp legs over her head and throw it in the mud tank for the grand finale!

Danny fucked up his engagement gong to Aruba with the banana shirt instead of his fiancee , so he found himself doing the backwards wheelchair with a Norwich crack whore...

by Pickledick1985 June 13, 2017

backordered

n. Not in stock but some more are coming; aka: you're going to keel over before they actually get it in stock because they have your money already and don't give a shit if you get the product.

Those bitches at amphotoworld.com said my camera was in stock but it was actually backordered.

by BenAkaTjaden July 8, 2005

the backwoods

The middle of nowhere, a place with a lot of land and trees and not too many people. Usually referring to somewhere in the south.

Person 1: I heard Jim is moving to Texas
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably going to be living in the backwoods somewhere.

by youknowho12345 September 23, 2013

ass backward

to do something the exact opposite way that any normal person would do it. to defy logic by carrying out an act with no hope of accomplishing anything purposeful.
purposely doing something wrong to prove a really stupid point.

he attemped the task in an ass backward's fashion, despite all indication from his friend that he was doing it wrong.

by marty767 September 23, 2006

Backwoods Butthurting

A term for anal rape in a rural enviroment. Most likely coined in a place such as WV, or Montana.

Yuppie: Please sir, take my wallet! Just don't hurt mich!
Redneck: Oh i'm gon' hurt you alright. A good ol' fashioned Backwoods Butthurting.
Yuppie: NOOO! *dragged away*

by Harry Warden April 29, 2009