backwoods southern lawyer

A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.

Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer

by Dyl322679 March 6, 2023

Backwoods Retard

The Lead guitarist in my old rockin band. Jacob. He lives in mississippi.

eviL, I'm gonna call you negative lead. Well I'm gonna call you Backwoods Retard.

by eviL July 10, 2004

Backwoods Keg Party

A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.

Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..

Sam: Did you just say that??

Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-

Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..

by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011

backwoods

Cheap cigarette made of a rolled tobacco leaf and thats about it. Really bad for your lungs

I'll be in the background burnin them backwoods. --50 Cent

by Stankonia September 18, 2005

Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver

The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.

Bill is doing a Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver right now.

by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018

Backwood bowl

The act of cutting up a backwoods cigar, putting about a gram of weed into it, and putting that into a bowl.

“Bro, let’s smoke a BB!”
“This backwood bowl really hits.”

by Pockymon January 8, 2019

Backwoods

When someone has an extremely hairy asshole.

"The guy I was with last night had some thick backwoods

by Killer croc57 June 9, 2018