Backyard taco

The act of eating ones booty

I better wash my ass my boyfriend might want a backyard taco tonight

by HeadTJB July 30, 2016

Backyard goof

Uninvited individuals that spend an uncomfortable amount of time in your backyard.

Everytime I come home those backyard goofs are all over the place.

by CarwynIestyn November 11, 2018

Backyard Boxing

Giving your mate a vigorous fisting. Typically involves lubricating both left and right fists and respective forearms then punching both fists into that ass like Floyd Mayweather on a gym punching bag.

After lubing up his fists, Armondo did a little backyard boxing on Sonja's tight little brown winker. By round three, Sonja came with a TKO.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Backyard Wrestling

Friends getting together in one backyard, and beating the living shit out of each other, usually complimented by weapons, such as garbage can lids, chairs, and even the occasional 2x4

He just beat the crap outta him.
Where?
Well, last night, at they're backyard wrestling show, Monday Night Savage.
Oh, Cool!

by TheChameleon August 28, 2003

Backyard BBQ

When doing a girl from behind (doggie style) take out an already prepared BBQ meal (preferably ribs or pulled pork) and use her back as a table and plate.

Hey Bill, I gave my girl a backyard BBQ.

by Wolfpoc September 10, 2008

backyard betty

Down South Traylor Trash

Trina was a backyard betty, she tried to have sex with me in a mcdonalds bathroom urinal.

by Ronnnnie September 17, 2006

don't shit in your own backyard

A variant of "don't bite the hand that feeds you", 'Don't shit in your own backyard' means don't trash a good thing, take advantage of or ruin a close relationship. If you have a positive situation or loving or giving person in your life, you should be careful to protect it/them. When you abuse the situation, person or relationship and deliberately commit an act that you know is potentially harmful or injurious to the situation or person that is good to you, you run the risk of ruining it. Any act that you know would hurt the one with whom you are affiliated and potentially ruin the relationship forever if they found out. The hospitable one (the house with the yard or security) is fouled or injured by your actions (shit upon) which ultimately poisons the soil (the growth medium, sustaining qualities that nurture). Conscious or willful sabotage through selfish actions that generally involves planning and premeditation but can be impulsive. An ultimate act of betrayal through a degree of separation that taints or destroys a perfectly good thing or relationship for no good reason.

Examples of "don't shit in your own backyard" would include pursuing/sleeping with your best friend's or bosses' spouse or significant other; pursuing/sleeping with a mentor's friend; pursuing/sleeping with a friend's close friend that you're interested in; using a person to get close to another; stealing your parent's/friend's car; ditching a loving parent for another adult; keeping secrets you know would further hurt the injured party; wiping the house you're staying at clean; stealing from a friend or relative.

by O'Katalina January 15, 2014