brother

(n): A male sibling. Also one of the biggest contradictions ever, in human form. Brothers will often make you want to beat them, maim them, throw them out the window our spray water on their pants. But they will often at times make you want to hug, praise, admire, or even kiss them. You may want to even do all of these things at one time, depending on the situation. In rare cases, you might even say to him, 'I love you'. But that's very, VERY, rare. Even if it turns out that your brother is a narcissistic, lazy, idiotic punk, he will be there for you when he knows you need help, advice, or just a person to talk to. And though you may not admit it now, or ever, when he needs you, you will do the same. After all, he's stuck with you until either of you die.
Person: Hey, can I ask you a favor?

Person's Brother: Nope.

Person: Douchebag.
by fleetfeet93 August 23, 2011
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Brothering

Similar to parenting, where parents carry out their duties as parents, this is where brothers carry out their brotherly duties.

The type of brothering depends on age: if you are an older brother, your duty is generally to embarass your sibling; if you are a younger brother, your duties tend to be to annoy your sibling and follow them around.
1 - My little bro hit me with some younger brothering earlier, so I decided to do some older brothering for payback.
2 - Yeah? So what did you do?
1- I embarassed the hell outta him.
by ReallyRealTalk May 25, 2010
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Brother

The best person in the world.
He's such an idol to his sisters.
Brother is the best.
Bryony (Sister) - BROTHER, you're the best.
Kerry (Sister) - Yeah! You're our idol!
Sean (Brother) - Aww thanks guys. You're the best sisters.

That's an example of a good family relationship.
by Bryony McEwan April 18, 2008
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brotheritis

the pain you get from having a brother who lives to tease you
Alex and Dan have given me a terrible case of brotheritis
by Anonymous January 17, 2003
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brother

Excuse me...you added an extra letter. Yeah, the R shouldn't be there...it's BOTHER...haha. An annoying younger sibling male born to drive others crazy...
My BrOTHER is a little tard that has no life...
by WOOT! July 13, 2003
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Brother

He started out as a pain in your mom's belly, now he's a pain in your butt.
by America Singer November 29, 2021
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Brother

1. A relative sibling who acts an ass to you but loves you deep down and will do anything in the world for you.

2. Now in slang they call this “bro” this is someone who acts an ass to but who always has your back food terms or not always has your back like always look out for each other defends you in no case right or wrong always on your side and never switch on you a person who always share with you
He is a good brother figure towards me
by Joey gordan July 21, 2019
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