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Beatstock

Originating from the word "beat" meaning stupid, ugly, or any number of insults
That girl is beatstock, she creeps me out
by Kcrown December 12, 2015
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Breast Smother

When a woman pins down a man, then lowers her breasts onto his face, thus smothering him. Sometimes used in mixed wrestling. It is encouraged that all women with good-sized boobs do this.
When I went home last night, she breast smothered me for a half-hour!
by facechair February 21, 2009
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breast boner

Fuck the first definition. A breast boner is when your nipples get hard.
It was so cold, I got a breast boner.
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breast

1) The softest, tastiest, most tender cut of chicken.
2) The softest, tastiest, most tender part on a woman.
3) Where milk comes from.
Those breasts are making my mouth water!
by Oprah February 21, 2003
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Beats By Dre

A very expensive necklace worn by troglodytes who think random blurts of bass notes is music. Made of plastic and prone to snapping when actually used, they are considered useless for listening to music made by actual musicians. The fact you see them ever so "subtly" advertised in every popular music video of the past two years should be enough to prove they're nothing more than a branded fashion accessory.
Parent "I spent $200 on these Beats By Dre headphones, why the hell aren't you using them to listen to music?"

Kid "Holy shit, I can listen to music on these?"
by Dumaitis October 1, 2011
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crunchy beats

1) Any music played at a club or party that make the crowd go crazy with excitement

2) Beats that make even the most wore out person get jacked

3) Songs with bass hits that make your chest rattle

Definitions come from random explanations of various parties and clubs people come from where the music causes temporary deafness. Also can be from dance parties where the dancing is so crazy you practically have to use protection to prevent pregnancy.
Dude, we went to this club last night and the DJ was playin some crunchy beats.
by Sober_J_Bone March 30, 2011
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Breadstix

The only restaurant in Glee that everyone goes to. They are legally obliged to keep bringing you breadstix, hence the name.
"cuz we'z be going to breadstix"
by Sparkle snatcher February 20, 2012
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