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Binch

When you accidentally pinch your ball when going for a scratch.
Yo nigga I went to scratch my ball and I just fuckin binched myself!
by Meowm1x December 23, 2014
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binch

A combination of words: butt, and pinch. Used as a tool of measurement to determine the length of a bowel movement.
Guy 1: Are you okay in there? You've been on the John for 40 minutes!

Guy 2: I'm okay dude its just a biggin.

Guy 1: How big?

Guy 2: 12 binch's!
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 11, 2009
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Big betty binch

Kyle is a real big betty binch
by Gamer bread February 28, 2020
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Binch

A non-binary individual who is obviously a female originally, who is a total bitch.
Kira tried to call me out on crossing the lines on eating fish while talking to some vegans the other day, and they acted like a total Binch about it.
by Ralphie C May 4, 2021
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Binch

An absolute coathanger of a person, slang term for bitch.
That guy is such a binch”
“Stop being such a binch”
Melissa took my candy! She’s such a binch”
by DrTargaryen August 1, 2021
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binch

A binch is just a male bully.

Like any bully, he won't lay off until you stand up to him.

Like any classic bully, he thinks he's tough until his victim fights back. When a victim successfully fights back, the classy bully's demeanor turns from wannabe tough to whiny crybaby. i.e. - a classic binch

And we've come full circle.
A male bully is a binch.

Male bullies typically attack you behind your back, trying to ruin your reputation with others. That's their favorite tactic. More confrontational bullies will also attack you openly, in your face.

As with any bully, you cannot appease the binch by turning the other cheek, being passive, letting it go, etc. Those passive behaviors show weakness, which attracts bullies to attack you more.

There is no way to humor a bully for very long.

There will be no end the attacks and bullying, until you stand up to the bully, or permanently leave. Though often they won't let you leave until after you've stood up to them.

Since binches are just male bullies, they are like any other bully. Once you realize that, you know who you're dealing with.
by sraavo October 20, 2017
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BINCH

a playful way of addressing your best friend
Definition of the word “binch”. Binch is a sassy word for best friend. : “This is my best binch”. “You’re my best binnnnch” “shut up you binch” “binch that’s disgusssinnn” “.she’s MY binch”. “what the fuck Binch”.
by Binchgal August 26, 2021
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