Bieber Fever

Noun- The morbid obsession with Justin Bieber. Sometimes asociated with masturbatal deaths and Kim Kardashian's enormous horse penuscis(aprox. 24' long).
My doctor said I had one of the most advanced cases of Bieber Fever since Nam.
by Pedophiles United May 10, 2010
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Recipe for Bieber Fever
1. Get a 10 of teenage boys to cum onto a kitten
2. Have someone's mother fart on it
3. You then shave the kitten's back
4. Have each of the teenagers shove trimmings into their anus for a week

5. Remove the trimmings and place into a bowl
6. A random person is picked (by rolling a dice or picking sticks), who then has to cut off his foreskin and then eat everything
Someone: How come you were at the hospital last week?
You: Came down with Bieber Fever.
Someone: Nasty...
by JBiebszer November 12, 2011
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Being extremely over-obsessed 16 year old who hasn't hit puberty yet, to the point where you have posters, notebooks, shirts and other things with his face on it. You need to realize that he has no talent, you just think he's 'hot'.
Uhhh everything you own has that Beaver kid on it.

I hate to say this, but I think you have Bieber Fever xP
by saddlseatlover March 06, 2011
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When Justin Bieber rapes you in the middle of the night with acid lube.
My ass hurts SO bad!" "Why what happend?" "I caught a bad case of Bieber Fever last night.
by DJ Spasmodic October 15, 2010
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To have bieber-fever is to be a huge fan of Justin Beiber. You must hav e atleast 50 posters of him hanging on your bedroom walls. Kiss those posters constantly. Wear t-shirts with his face on them. Change your last name on facebook to Bieber. Have one of his songs as a ringtone. And Know all the words to all his songs.
bf: hey babe do you have bieber-fever?

gf: well my name is Barbie Bieber
bf 1: thats it! if your going to go around pretending to marry other men then we're done!
gf: ok. (thought: yes!)
by htak hsan July 15, 2010
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A horrible and highly contagious flesh eating virus contracted during sexual intercourse
-Dude, your girlfriend's skin is on fire
-No, she's just got some Bieber Fever.
by Your name can't be blank bitch February 10, 2011
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The bad sickness you get when listening to Justin Bieber. *Only some get it* It may spread around. THERE IS NO CURE TO BIEBER FEVER YET.
Example of Bieber Fever:

Justin Bieber: ♫Baby, baby baby ohhhh♪

You: OGMOGMOMGMGOMG LET'S FAN GIRL JUSTIN BIEBER OMG I LOVE HIM HE IS SO CUTE HIS HAIR IS ADORABLE OMG HIS SMILE... OH HE'S COMING TO OUR TOWN LET'S SEE HIS CONCERT WOWOWOWOWW MY ROOM IS PLAIN, I'M GONNA COVER MY WALLS WITH JB POSTERS!!!!!!!!!

Me: smh
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