Beattie

A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.

Beattie you idiot, how did you manage to burn a SALAD?!

by RealMacbeth October 16, 2019

Zach beattie

Wonderful human who I love more than anything my bb

-eme

Zach beattie is mine and you can't have them

by Ememmeemmme April 24, 2021

daniel beattie

a super cool, attractive, intellectual, funny, chill guy from Missouri, USA

"Hey that guy is so super cool, attractive, intellectual, funny, and chill!"
"Yeah, he is just like Daniel Beattie!"

by coolattrctivsmrtfnnychll September 20, 2022

Beatty Secondary School

Beatty secondary school, a neighbourhood school. Although I would say Beatty has a lot of Minahs, Matreps and YPs or just people who act gangster in the school. It is not as bad as other schools.. Maybe that. You either chose this school because it was near, within your PSLE score range or just cause Bendemeer Secondary School had not a lot of CCA choices to offer. Beatty has a famous nickname by its students. Called "Budget Beatty" If you are a younger sibling, your older sibling is either in Beatty Secondary School or Guangyang Secondary School.

person 1: "What is something interesting about Beatty Secondary School?"
Beattyian: "Beatty Secondary School is having its 70TH anniversary next year in 2023!"

person 1: "Wow, amazing"

by ABendemeerian September 28, 2022

Matthew Beattie

A name for any man standing at 6ft 5 and built like a brick. Do not mess with this man he will batter u.

Fuck me that Matthew Beattie is really tall and scary person. Not messing with him

by Suiiiii2004 November 3, 2021

Jasper Beatty

This is a guy who is really hot and he loves to fuck random people in their asses because he’s gay af

Look at that guy raping that random guy must be a Jasper Beatty

by Stfo if fufuy March 23, 2023

Beatty Lou

The act of defecating, AKA pooping, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, etc., it is called a Beatty Lou because of the Bob Seger song Beatty Lou's Gettin' Out Tonight...many Bob Seger songs are about pooping.

I had too much fiber this morning and had to take a huge Beatty Lou, I almost didn't make it to the bathroom!

by Sillius Soddus June 29, 2024